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Rochard 07-23-2019 08:24 PM

This is not how I want to die
 
Ten years ago a twenty-five year old man had a fight with his folks, walked out of their house with nothing incuding no shoes, stopped in at his work, and was never seen or heard from again.....

Seems he worked at a grocery store and it was common for people to sit on top of a large freezer (cooler?) at work when they were on break. Seems he climbed on top, then fell between the freezer and the wall.... If he called out for help no one heard him because of the noise the freezer generates..... He died with people working and shopping a few feet form him and no one knew he was there.

https://people.com/human-interest/ma...t-supermarket/

brassmonkey 07-23-2019 08:30 PM

i posted it earlier today... don't know what kind of store could lose a guy that never swalked out the store. that is messed up like the lady trying to steal died in a chimney. i think the family was on vacation... wait i think i mixed that up with another story here it is https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...reak-home.html

baddog 07-23-2019 11:27 PM

Don't worry, unless you lose a lot of weight there is absolutely no chance of you falling between a freezer and a wall.

Glendale 07-24-2019 05:01 AM

that's life

SilentKnight 07-24-2019 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22506591)
Don't worry, unless you lose a lot of weight there is absolutely no chance of you falling between a freezer and a wall.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Smack dat 07-24-2019 04:37 PM

I remember back in the day when i used to do factory work. My colleagues and I were playing hide and seek.
I decided to hide at the back of a freezer. It was one of those huge industrial-sized ones.
Anyway, I was ok to start with but I started to slip down towards the floor. The freezer was maybe 10' high.
I couldn't stop myself but got wedged about half way down.

About 2 minutes later my chums came looking for me, or course they couldn't find me, I was too well hidden.
Eventually, they started to call out me name "Smack dat" "Smack dat" they called.

I couldn't answer because the freezer was compressing my chest, making shouting impossible. Plus, I was really really thirsty.
They eventually stopped looking, thinking I had gone home.

I spent a week behind that freezer, living off of condensation and bugs.

Luckily, the store was due for demolition, the contractors came in, moved the freezer and found me hiding behind it.

One of the cunts even shouted "ha ha found you!"

SilentKnight 07-24-2019 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22507070)
I remember back in the day when i used to do factory work. My colleagues and I were playing hide and seek.
I decided to hide at the back of a freezer. It was one of those huge industrial-sized ones.
Anyway, I was ok to start with but I started to slip down towards the floor. The freezer was maybe 10' high.
I couldn't stop myself but got wedged about half way down.

About 2 minutes later my chums came looking for me, or course they couldn't find me, I was too well hidden.
Eventually, they started to call out me name "Smack dat" "Smack dat" they called.

I couldn't answer because the freezer was compressing my chest, making shouting impossible. Plus, I was really really thirsty.
They eventually stopped looking, thinking I had gone home.

I spent a week behind that freezer, living off of condensation and bugs.

Luckily, the store was due for demolition, the contractors came in, moved the freezer and found me hiding behind it.

One of the cunts even shouted "ha ha found you!"

Which bugs provided the most nutritional value?

bronco67 07-24-2019 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22507070)
I remember back in the day when i used to do factory work. My colleagues and I were playing hide and seek.
I decided to hide at the back of a freezer. It was one of those huge industrial-sized ones.
Anyway, I was ok to start with but I started to slip down towards the floor. The freezer was maybe 10' high.
I couldn't stop myself but got wedged about half way down.

About 2 minutes later my chums came looking for me, or course they couldn't find me, I was too well hidden.
Eventually, they started to call out me name "Smack dat" "Smack dat" they called.

I couldn't answer because the freezer was compressing my chest, making shouting impossible. Plus, I was really really thirsty.
They eventually stopped looking, thinking I had gone home.

I spent a week behind that freezer, living off of condensation and bugs.

Luckily, the store was due for demolition, the contractors came in, moved the freezer and found me hiding behind it.

One of the cunts even shouted "ha ha found you!"

If you weren't such an asshole I'd think you were funny.

HairyChick 07-24-2019 07:38 PM

Same comment.... the odor would have overwhelmingly been noticed. Something just isn’t right about the story.

The family has closure at least.

onwebcam 07-24-2019 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22506540)
i posted it earlier today... don't know what kind of store could lose a guy that never swalked out the store. that is messed up like the lady trying to steal died in a chimney. i think the family was on vacation... wait i think i mixed that up with another story here it is https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...reak-home.html

Very few cameras in the warehouse area. I do at least one of these every few months. There's generally only maybe a foot between two walls.. Not sure why he would be getting back there.. These coolers are at times as big a house.. Only thing I can think of is he fell asleep and rolled over into the crack..

For those that wonder about the smell.. This was a freezer.. Generally housing meat.. They don't smell like roses to begin with.

Mary BongaCash 07-25-2019 09:16 AM

Miserable indeed


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