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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd
(Post 22509899)
The first Star Trek movie is a boring unwatchable shit show based on a far superior original Star Trek episode. I'd rather watch CurrentlySober take a shit than watch that mess of a movie.
You probably think that Star Trek movie (4? 5?) with the whale is great, too. Why doesn't anyone have any TASTE anymore? Why do people like garbage and think it's good when we have endless examples of true genius and artistry all around us? Sad, really.
Raise your standards people.
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It helps to view each Star Trek movie as its own independent film, because each one has its ups and downs.
Star Trek: The Motion Picture, is beautiful to look at, has a pure science-fiction story (All "Think", no "action"), special effects by true masters of the craft, John Dykstra, Douglas Trumbull, and directed by Legend Robert Wise. On the other hand, it 1 scene of a really bad special effect, awkward acting in parts. I can easily look over the bad parts.
Wrath of Khan was by far, the most fun. Great story, great action, Great everything. Light on the science-fiction though. Khan is basically a WWII Submarine battle.
Search for Spock was OK. Good story, and first use of Computer Generated Effects.
Voyage Home was a very fun time-travel romp putting the crew of the Enterprise on the contemporary streets of San Francisco. Loved it.
The Final Frontier (Star Trek 5) was of course, the worst. Bad story, tons of goofs, bad effects, etc. Direction is actually not bad. The movie suffered from a low budget and it showed.
The Undiscovered Country is one of the best. Great story, exciting.
Generations (Kirk meets Picard) is another good one. Smart, good story, good action. Kirk's death was disappointing, but...
First Contact: I liked it too. Smart, fun, blah blah blah. I think it could have used a bigger budget as some of the sets looked weak, but otherwise good movie and important story to tell in the Star Trek Universe.
Insurrection: Terrible! Nemisis: BORING! Fucking awful movies, don't waste your time.
Star Trek 2009 was by far the best of the reboot series, and one of the best of any Star Trek movie. Great Science Fiction, Beautiful visuals, crazy action, great acting. I instantly bought all the new actors.
Into Darkness: YAWN! Just dumb, just ... I don't know... didn't like it.
Star Trek: Beyond: TERRIBLE! The worst movie in the entire franchise. Incredibly stupid from start to finish. I actually felt insulted watching this thing in the theatre.
So where was I? Oh yeah. Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Go see it in the theatre goddammit!
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Originally Posted by escorpio
(Post 22509946)
I'll be there!
Beating up nerds and taking their popcorn money.
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No! Have a J with me and enjoy the movie instead!