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2MuchMark 08-11-2019 09:23 PM

"Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" - What did you think?
 
So I saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

What did you think?

No Spoilers:

I saw it the other night. I thought it was... a little weird, a little slow, and a little weird. There's lots of driving around, lots of obscure 60's music. Lots of dialog. Some fun movie-within-a-movie stuff. Some GREAT acting by Leo & Brad. But... but but... I just found it pretty damn morning. It's a typical Tarantino slow-burn to epic payoff (That ending - wow). But damn if I wasn't zoning out at times.

Did you see it? What did you think? Did I miss Margo Robbie's tits?

klinton 08-11-2019 09:30 PM

stoned movie:thumbsup
inherent vice is also good

magneto664 08-12-2019 02:19 AM

too long.

escorpio 08-12-2019 07:34 AM

Stick to the MCU, Mark. Tarantino is for grown-ups.

Evil Chris 08-12-2019 07:46 AM

I thought it was great, and I agree with you on a few points.
Acting was top notch, and I believe Brad Pitt sort of stole the show. I think he just had better scenes overall.

PR_Glen 08-12-2019 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22516193)
Stick to the MCU, Mark. Tarantino is for grown-ups.

are you sure? most of his writing is about on par with a 14 year old mentality with a severe coke habit.

He has talent, and i've always enjoyed his movies for the most part but it's more often than not overrated nostalgia porn. His movies could have been much more if he hired an actual editor, but he was always too arrogant for that and we are left with movies that are long and drawn out with a mix of gore that is usually out of context with the story.

2MuchMark 08-12-2019 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22516193)
Stick to the MCU, Mark. Tarantino is for grown-ups.

You’re like the top piece of bread. Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you.

2MuchMark 08-12-2019 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 22516199)
I thought it was great, and I agree with you on a few points.
Acting was top notch, and I believe Brad Pitt sort of stole the show. I think he just had better scenes overall.

I agree. Brad Pitt Stole the show.

This movie reminded me a lot of "Death Proof". There are long scenes where the actors are just talking about seemingly (actually?) stuff unrelated to the movie. What it's doing of course is crazy character building. It's a super slow burn to the epic crash, and then another slow burn to the epic car chase and truly epic beat-down.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is similar. The ultra-violent ending is gross as hell and incredibly fun and funny, but still, something is just not working for me. It seems less satisfying than QT's previous efforts to me.

escorpio 08-12-2019 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22516239)
You’re like the top piece of bread. Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you.

Nobody fucks with me cuz I'm hard and crusty. :mad:

baddog 08-12-2019 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 22516199)
I thought it was great, and I agree with you on a few points.
Acting was top notch, and I believe Brad Pitt sort of stole the show. I think he just had better scenes overall.

He is shirtless a lot, I guess. Heard a few women say that is what made it for them.

TrafficTitan 08-12-2019 12:55 PM

If you aren't familiar with the manson family murders it doesn't make any sense. For example Margot Robbie character has zero relevance without that background.

2MuchMark 08-12-2019 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22516294)
He is shirtless a lot, I guess. Heard a few women say that is what made it for them.

Be honest. When he took his shirt off, your penis moved a little.

escorpio 08-12-2019 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22516304)
Be honest. When he took his shirt off, your penis moved a little.

https://image.slidesharecdn.com/defe...?cb=1436021270

NoWhErE 08-12-2019 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22516304)
Be honest. When he took his shirt off, your penis moved a little.

You could tell by the sudden cloud of dust around his crotch

baddog 08-12-2019 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22516313)

Oh, was he talking to me? I will wait for the movie to hit Netflix. And as Traffic Titan mentioned, being VERY familiar with the Manson shit I want to see it.

2MuchMark 08-12-2019 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22516313)

I don't get it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE (Post 22516328)
You could tell by the sudden cloud of dust around his crotch

LOLmg...

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22516381)
Oh, was he talking to me?

Yes I was, and so sorry! I forgot that I have to speak-up around you. I said "Be honest. When he took his shirt off, your penis moved a little.". "BE HONEST I SAY!".... BADDOG! Your Penis moves when you see Brad Pitt! BRAD P-- Oh forget it.

bronco67 08-12-2019 09:23 PM

It's a movie which seems unfocused...and it kind of is unfocused, although after the last 20 minutes much of that stuff you might think is unimportant, like the Cliff vs Bruce Lee scene, Cliff feeding his dog, the flamethrower, turns out to be some pretty nice setup.

And that last act was fantastic. I should have seen that coming but I didn't.

it's no Inglorious Basterds, but I still enjoyed it because even a mediocre Quentin Tarantino movie is better than most other movies.

The Porn Nerd 08-13-2019 03:04 AM

QT has been trying to recreate the success, both commercially and artistically, of Pulp Fiction for twenty years now and he hasn't come close. Every movie since then (Kill Bill, Django Unchained, etc) have been over-stylized gorefests with little story, plot or motivation. Just all blood, guts, endless dialogue meant to sound 'hip' and senseless violence.

He's exactly like M. Night Shamalama ding-dong: one great movie, a couple halfway decent ones, the rest pure crap.

CaptainHowdy 08-13-2019 04:12 AM

I'll watch anything with Margot Robbie in it . . .

Paul&John 08-16-2019 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by TrafficTitan (Post 22516296)
If you aren't familiar with the manson family murders it doesn't make any sense. For example Margot Robbie character has zero relevance without that background.

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Paul Markham 08-16-2019 07:22 AM

Seeing it tonight, so not reading the thread yet. I will form my own views.

escorpio 08-16-2019 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22516552)
I'll watch anything with Margot Robbie in it . . .

Me too. I watch this all the time. :jerkoff

https://images.sex.com/images/pinpor...0/19047303.gif

CaptainHowdy 08-16-2019 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22517999)
Me too. I watch this all the time. :jerkoff

https://images.sex.com/images/pinpor...0/19047303.gif

I'd wish that women could stay like that all of the time (she is missing a little bush for my taste) . . .

Paul Markham 08-17-2019 02:07 AM

It was well directed, well acted, well shot and terribly wrote. So slow boring and missed a great opportunity for another great Tarantino movie.

He could of made it about a hippy gang who were murdering celebs, with the story of Rick and Cliff running alongside it. Then keep the same ending when the break into the wrong house and get killed.

Quote:

If you aren't familiar with the manson family murders it doesn't make any sense. For example Margot Robbie character has zero relevance without that background.
Very true.

Ferus 08-17-2019 11:24 AM

Well played and liked what they did with the ending

bronco67 08-17-2019 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 22518304)
It was well directed, well acted, well shot and terribly wrote. So slow boring and missed a great opportunity for another great Tarantino movie.

He could of made it about a hippy gang who were murdering celebs, with the story of Rick and Cliff running alongside it. Then keep the same ending when the break into the wrong house and get killed.

Very true.

Oh great. Another critique from a dumb dickhead who reviews the film he could write better instead of the film made by a master. Good one, genius.


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