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Google Expert 08-21-2019 07:23 AM

Check in here if you’ve ever stolen used panties from a clothes hamper
 
My friend’s hot 18yo sister :upsidedow

Must have jerked off 3 times in 5 minutes to them :jerkoff

CaptainHowdy 08-21-2019 07:33 AM

I always ask politely for them . . .

CurrentlySober 08-21-2019 07:56 AM

No, but whenever I see a clothes hamper, I like to add a pair of my own - Freshly soiled of course :)

TampaToker 08-22-2019 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22519980)
No, but whenever I see a clothes hamper, I like to add a pair of my own - Freshly soiled of course :)

lol you got issues :1orglaugh

notinmybackyard 08-23-2019 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Google Expert (Post 22519973)
My friend’s hot 18yo sister :upsidedow

Must have jerked off 3 times in 5 minutes to them :jerkoff

Both my mom's and my sister's and that was probably before I was even 10 years old.

However when it came to stockings I was absolutely demonically possessed. I stole them from clothes lines in my neighborhood!

The Porn Nerd 08-23-2019 05:40 AM

Stolen?? You mean gifted.

:pimp

freecartoonporn 08-23-2019 10:02 AM

yes , lots of times. but i did put it back.

bronco67 08-23-2019 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Google Expert (Post 22519973)
My friend’s hot 18yo sister :upsidedow

Must have jerked off 3 times in 5 minutes to them :jerkoff

This story explains why you'll only ever get to bust a nut on her dirty panties.... instead of inside her pussy.

King Mark 08-23-2019 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Google Expert (Post 22519973)
My friend’s hot 18yo sister :upsidedow

Must have jerked off 3 times in 5 minutes to them :jerkoff

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 22520670)
Both my mom's and my sister's and that was probably before I was even 10 years old.

However when it came to stockings I was absolutely demonically possessed. I stole them from clothes lines in my neighborhood!

https://www.thecoli.com/media/gucci-...l?d=1566003145

SBJ 08-23-2019 04:14 PM

this reminds me of the ICP song "Please Don't Hate Me"

Quote:

Roooaaaaarrrrr!!!!!
I chase her around on my underwear
I'll admit I like spanking her butt
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Don't worry
I put it back, I knew you better
That's probably why your toes been sticking together
:1orglaugh

BenVolo 08-25-2019 04:49 AM

Nah. When i was a kid i sniffed some panties from an unlocked locker in a gym somewhere. Looking back i am deeply disturbed by both the act and the desperation that brought me there. Like, i have no idea how old the chick was that owned those panties, how ugly she was. And i should have just been out there getting laid, not getting my smeagle on with a dirty thong in a dark room... -_-

CurrentlySober 08-25-2019 04:52 AM

When I was in jail, you'd often catch the laundry workers gleefully sniffing the panties of the female inmates - Not just a 'sniff' but a full 'over the nose and mouth' deep inhale... Gross...

Look Chang 08-25-2019 07:53 PM

In college, I used to sniff girls' underwear in the changing room during gym classes and ... :jerkoff

HairyChick 08-25-2019 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22521410)
When I was in jail, you'd often catch the laundry workers gleefully sniffing the panties of the female inmates - Not just a 'sniff' but a full 'over the nose and mouth' deep inhale... Gross...

Jail .... for public defacation?,

CurrentlySober 08-26-2019 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 22521666)
Jail .... for public defacation?,

Nah, visa overstay. 6 and a half months before deportation. I was in a correctional facility near San Diego.

HairyChick 08-27-2019 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22521693)
Nah, visa overstay. 6 and a half months before deportation. I was in a correctional facility near San Diego.

Woah. I thought that they simply deported people and didn’t waste tax dollars for such a minor issue.

freecartoonporn 08-27-2019 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22521693)
Nah, visa overstay. 6 and a half months before deportation. I was in a correctional facility near San Diego.

wait what ?
visa overstaying is a felony ? since when ?

i was under impression that overstaying is not a criminal offense, and they are just barred from reentering .

dillfly2000 08-27-2019 11:34 PM

Never was into the clothes fetish thing. Though back in my school days my friend used to apply to house sitting ads just so he could steal panties.

He didn't need the money.

InfoGuy 08-27-2019 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 22522360)
wait what ?
visa overstaying is a felony ? since when ?

i was under impression that overstaying is not a criminal offense, and they are just barred from reentering .

A felony in the US is defined as a sentence of 1 year or more. CurrentlySober's offense was a misdemeanor.

CurrentlySober 08-28-2019 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 22522352)
Woah. I thought that they simply deported people and didn’t waste tax dollars for such a minor issue.

Well that was back in 2005. I didn't have a passport for them to be able to return me straight away to the UK, and I was also fighting mt deportation legally as I was actually legitimately married to a US citizen at the time.

There was no other 'crime' involved. I was simply caught up in a raid for illegal mexican at the compound I lived in, near San Diego, in El Cajon. This was in early August, and I spent my first couple of weeks in various different 'sheds' and 'huts' until arriving at the proper 'El Centro' Deportation facility, where I would see a judge.

Long story short, it was decided that I had to return to the UK and then I could return to the US again straight away, and upon reentry do things properly. They then moved me on December 26th, in preparation for my journey back to the UK from El Centro to a correctional facility near San Diego. I know it was a correctional facility and not a visa / immigration detention center, as it was totally different in all ways you can think of. Plus irt was actually referred to a a Correctional Facility, and I was in with people who had commited crimes etc, not just people illegally in the country like before...

I was kept there until middle of february, when I was 'escorted' home, with deliberately fucked up paperwork, after 6 and a half months. Apparently 6 months was the absolute maximum they could legally detain me for without deporting me, but time spent 'in processing' (the 2 weeks before I arrived at El Centro, when I was in the series of huts, didn't count)

Turned out they were earning money from having me in custody as it was a paid system, so they kept me the maximum time possible. I'm not bitter about it - I just think it was a fucking stupid way to be treated when my only 'crime' was actually having my passport stolen while I was in the US and as such never applying for a new one to get home... Nothing else. I didn't beat anybody, hurt anybody, steal from anybody, sell drugs to anybody, take drugs with anybody etc etc etc... I even entered legally originally via tLAX after getting off a Virgin Atlantic flight. It's not like I climbed over a wall, and sneaked across !

CaptainHowdy 08-29-2019 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22522457)
It's not like I climbed over a wall, and sneaked across !

If you had done that you could have stayed much longer . . .

CurrentlySober 08-29-2019 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22522893)
If you had done that you could have stayed much longer . . .

Dunno mate. To be fair, I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Had I decided to go to the mall that day, or visit pals in LA etc, I would probably still be there now... I certainly wasn't doing anything to attract attention to myself.

Look Chang 08-29-2019 07:03 PM

Sniffing used panties is quite addictive ... :stoned

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aX6yrH9fSR...iffing_jpg.jpg


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