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ilnjscb 10-02-2019 09:39 PM

How motorcyclists think people react when they drive by...
 

Mr Pheer 10-02-2019 09:46 PM

Accurate

Mickey_ 10-03-2019 07:44 AM

From the comments:
Q. What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley?
A. The vacuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.

haha

Paul&John 10-03-2019 11:05 AM

lol ..8char

Ferus 10-03-2019 11:23 AM

Own a sportsbike, motard or Cruise and you know that the rumors about Girls being into bikers are true. Stop at the beach or a café and you got to be real ugly to keep them away... And im not exactly good looking. Thankfully im married and 44 years old

Not ALL females, but many

dig420 10-03-2019 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22538284)
Own a sportsbike, motard or Cruise and you know that the rumors about Girls being into bikers are true. Stop at the beach or a café and you got to be real ugly to keep them away... And im not exactly good looking. Thankfully im married and 44 years old

Not ALL females, but many

Then why do I always see bikers with middle aged, tatted up and toothless tweaker chicks in jean shorts and halter tops who look 20 years older than their actual age?

CaptainHowdy 10-03-2019 05:13 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .

ilnjscb 10-03-2019 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 22538440)
Then why do I always see bikers with middle aged, tatted up and toothless tweaker chicks in jean shorts and halter tops who look 20 years older than their actual age?

Also who have voices like the cat lady on the simpsons and skin like the apocryphal bible in hell

just a punk 10-03-2019 10:54 PM

In Russia we call them "crunchers", because they crunch every time when you drive over them with a car :)

jscott 10-03-2019 11:22 PM

Fcking hilarious lollllll

Ferus 10-04-2019 12:52 AM




celandina 10-04-2019 06:53 AM

What an assehole with a big loud bike and small dick..:2 cents:

CurrentlySober 10-04-2019 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22538528)



The best part of that episode is when Cartman poos on their bikes, then they all sit in it, and wriggle side to side erotically while making soft moaning noises, as it soaks through their jeans and into their underwear... :)

Like an erotic fantasy made into a cartoon :thumbsup

Fap fap fap...

PR_Glen 10-04-2019 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 22538440)
Then why do I always see bikers with middle aged, tatted up and toothless tweaker chicks in jean shorts and halter tops who look 20 years older than their actual age?

because you live in a shitty neighbourhood....

Ferus 10-04-2019 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 22538778)
because you live in a shitty neighbourhood....

Was it you or pheer that had a gsx-r 1000?

ilnjscb 10-04-2019 11:03 AM

Then by all means, show us some hot totty (sp?) on the back of a bike

InfoGuy 10-04-2019 08:55 PM

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http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2009/11...yso939.JPG.jpg

pimpmaster9000 10-04-2019 11:52 PM

my new 2 stoke sounds like a gay chain saw...but it is a fucking power house and is an absolute trail weapon :pimp

lezinterracial 10-05-2019 02:23 AM

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Major (Tom) 10-05-2019 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22539040)
my new 2 stoke sounds like a gay chain saw...but it is a fucking power house and is an absolute trail weapon :pimp

What do you have? I have a cr 125 & a ktm 250sx. I love 2 smokes

pimpmaster9000 10-05-2019 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 22539070)
What do you have? I have a cr 125 & a ktm 250sx. I love 2 smokes

Ktm exc 250...love the shit out of it...it is a trail weapon...

Brian mike 10-05-2019 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 22538440)
Then why do I always see bikers with middle aged, tatted up and toothless tweaker chicks in jean shorts and halter tops who look 20 years older than their actual age?

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 22538778)
because you live in a shitty neighbourhood....


Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22538284)
Own a sportsbike, motard or Cruise and you know that the rumors about Girls being into bikers are true. Stop at the beach or a café and you got to be real ugly to keep them away... And im not exactly good looking. Thankfully im married and 44 years old

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22538612)
What an assehole with a big loud bike and small dick..:2 cents:

Better read this way :1orglaugh

freecartoonporn 10-06-2019 09:30 PM

that guy making omelet , thats me IRL.

ilnjscb 10-08-2019 10:26 AM

I haven't had one in years, but in my day a 250 was a moped piece of shit. Everybody used to say "you have enough power to get into trouble, but not enough power to get out". You needed a 1300 to be a bad ass. That has clearly changed.

Grapesoda 10-08-2019 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey_ (Post 22538141)
From the comments:
Q. What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley?
A. The vacuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.

haha

Lol!!!! Not bad

Dead 10-09-2019 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22539277)
Ktm exc 250...love the shit out of it...it is a trail weapon...

I just picked up a 2011 Husaberg 390 FE with less then 100 hours on her........Fukin beast of a bike:thumbsup

As for the loud pipes out there....they do command your attention on the streets, lot of lives saved because of that :2 cents:

pimpmaster9000 10-10-2019 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead (Post 22541153)
I just picked up a 2011 Husaberg 390 FE with less then 100 hours on her........Fukin beast of a bike:thumbsup

As for the loud pipes out there....they do command your attention on the streets, lot of lives saved because of that :2 cents:

husas and huskies are greatly under appreciated IMO...you can pick them up waaaay to cheap considering their real value...


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