Amazon influencer program and Tumblr
 

I've got a large twitter account but I have buptkuss for engagement from my followers. So Amazon doesn't want it.

On the other hand I've got a few tumblr accounts that are doing well enough. Anyone know of a contact or some way that I can signup to the Influencer program with one of them?

There is a huge difference between having a large twitter account and being a Influencer.

You are NOT a Influencer if people just follow you because of pictures of naked chicks/dicks/cars/cats/politics.

Being a Influencer is about creating a online-profile(or character if its fake) and have the followers TRUST you. If your trustlevel is low, your 1 million followers are worthless.

So tell us why people should follow you?

I don't post cats, naked chicks, politics or any of that shit.

In fact I'm not in the habit of giving anything away to anyone and that includes porn and cats.

Because I've got a huge cock and I'll beat them to death with it if they don't follow me.