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notinmybackyard 12-07-2019 10:55 AM

They've got to be fucking joking.
 
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Most people heading in for a late-night Whopper at the Kankakee, Illinois, Burger King would have been shocked to know that a lesbian was meeting her sperm donor inside the restaurant, but there I was outside the men’s restroom, waiting for a paper cup full of semen. I would do anything for a baby of my own ― even pick up free sperm at a fast-food chain.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lgbtq...b0913e6f83b620


What the fuck?
  1. When did shit like this start being considered "NEWS?"
  2. When are they going to start locking up these nuts?
  3. Can you imagine what kind of mother this nut is going to be?

Klen 12-07-2019 11:06 AM

Would it help is she wrote how she want to be barefoot in kitchen while pregnant ? :1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 12-07-2019 12:16 PM

And I can't get laid. Not right. :disgust

notinmybackyard 12-07-2019 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Klen (Post 22574317)
Would it help is she wrote how she want to be barefoot in kitchen while pregnant ? :1orglaugh

So for her sex with man is so repulsive that she would use a turkey baster with an unknown donner to inseminate herself in a Burger King bathroom.

I hope she doesn't give birth to a boy because the hell she'll put him through will be insane

baddog 12-07-2019 01:26 PM

I wonder what kind of contamination resulted from using a paper cup.

SilentKnight 12-07-2019 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22574359)
I wonder what kind of contamination resulted from using a paper cup.

Apparently she's gonna name the kid Dixie.

2MuchMark 12-07-2019 02:57 PM

Sounds like your kinda gal, NotInMy!

HairyChick 12-07-2019 05:26 PM

I read that last night and was not impressed. Appalling her other attempts didn’t work out so she found a donor but her fertile days were about to pass. She figured she would get it any way she could except the old fashioned straight way.

notinmybackyard 12-07-2019 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 22574461)
. She figured she would get it any way she could except the old fashioned straight way.

That tells you something about the mother.

Her opinion of men is so low that a paper cup full of jizz is preferable than picking up a guy in an out of town bar for a one night stand.


She's officially a worse mother than a drunk female college student because she can not even be bothered to have sex for the sake of her child.

fuzebox 12-07-2019 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 22574312)
[*]When did shit like this start being considered "NEWS?"

My takeaway from this article. What a fucking waste of everyone's time.

TL;DR: She's infertile and didn't know because she doesn't have intercourse.

Fucking huffpost, social media, internet, and SJW culture :Oh crap

JSWENSON 12-07-2019 07:37 PM

If GFY got rid of the mentally ill there'd be almost nobody left and these threads wouldn't exist.

Useless Warrior 12-08-2019 02:03 PM

She doesn't fuck men. Get over it. Lesbian women don't fuck men for the same reason straight men don't fuck men. It's not rocket science.

CaptainHowdy 12-08-2019 02:04 PM

Big . . . whoop?

notinmybackyard 12-08-2019 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 22574809)
She doesn't fuck men. Get over it. Lesbian women don't fuck men for the same reason straight men don't fuck men. It's not rocket science.

Wrap your small mind around this.

A. She's a woman and we're talking natural born with a working vagina. Not some fucking weirdo guy that believes he's one. All she needs is a dose of sperm in her cunt.

B. Even the most butt fucking ugly skank can get laid by walking into a bar and smiling at a guy.

C. She claims she was so desperate to have a baby that she would do anything to get pregnant. EXCEPT let a man stick his cock in her cunt because that's "GRoSS." Whereas a paper cup full of sperm from some unknown guy in a public bathroom is not gross.

This is a seriously fucked in the head broad. If she gives birth to a boy the hell she's going to put that child through each time she changes his diaper could be unreal.

So one day that boy will grow up and he'll be the next Jack The Ripper murdering women. Then all of her lesbian feminist friends will scream Toxic Masculinity and say men are savage animals.

FUCKED IN THE HEAD I SAY! And if anyone defending her is just a fucked in the head!

Look Chang 12-08-2019 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22574359)
I wonder what kind of contamination resulted from using a paper cup.

Yup. I recommend the use of a glass... :stoned

http://free.content.freepornofreepor.../V10113_b3.jpg

OneHungLo 12-08-2019 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 22574347)
So for her sex with man is so repulsive that she would use a turkey baster with an unknown donner to inseminate herself in a Burger King bathroom.

I hope she doesn't give birth to a boy because the hell she'll put him through will be insane

Yup and it won't be a big shocker when the boy is dressed up in a tutu wearing makeup before he's 7.


Britain’s First Trans Couple’s Child, 5, Also Beginning Transition

^ wonder where the poor kid got that idea from?

Grapesoda 12-10-2019 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 22574312)
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lgbtq...b0913e6f83b620


What the fuck?
  1. When did shit like this start being considered "NEWS?"
  2. When are they going to start locking up these nuts?
  3. Can you imagine what kind of mother this nut is going to be?

about the time a transgender shot up a school, killed some kid and it's not news :thumbsup

Grapesoda 12-10-2019 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22574931)
Yup and it won't be a big shocker when the boy is dressed up in a tutu wearing makeup before he's 7.


Britain’s First Trans Couple’s Child, 5, Also Beginning Transition

^ wonder where the poor kid got that idea from?

fuck!!! :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 12-10-2019 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 22574809)
She doesn't fuck men. Get over it. Lesbian women don't fuck men for the same reason straight men don't fuck men. It's not rocket science.

they are trying to make it illegal for men to fuck women, possibly the next democratic president can get it on the books :2 cents:

notinmybackyard 12-10-2019 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22574931)
Yup and it won't be a big shocker when the boy is dressed up in a tutu wearing makeup before he's 7.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22575772)
they are trying to make it illegal for men to fuck women, possibly the next democratic president can get it on the books :2 cents:

My question to both of you is.

When are today's young men going to start to MAN UP and put an end to this bullshit?

I'm a little old to be declaring war on these pieces of shit.


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