Maverick
 

Fuck. Yes.

No longer fits in a cockpit.


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Iceman needs to hit the gym!

The US movie for girls:

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The reality in Russia:





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Hated the movie but I loved the nes game.

Fixed it for you :thumbsup

No... This one was a masterpiece:



Have you played it with a friend via a 2400 bit/s phone modem? :winkwink:

Dude who needs an aircraft carrier in 21 century? WWII is over. An aircraft carrier battle group can be sunk with a single cruise missile. This is now it works today:



P.S. According to the Russian military doctrine, tactical nukes must be used against the US battle groups. So the cost of a weapon is about 1000s times cheaper than a cost of the target. Who in a sane mind will spend billions for absolutely useless aircraft carriers in 2019?

Yes yes, you Russians with your delusions. We're all aware.

Anyone can sink a defenseless carrier all alone on the ocean. They are never all alone or defenseless though, are they? Put three cruisers, two destroyers, it's patrol aircraft, and it's usual array of underwater escorts and see if a cruise missile can get close.

The real world does not operate like a propaganda video :)

Dude, once again: WWII is over. Aircraft carriers, cavalry and musketeers are in the past. Today we have nukes and cruise missiles. Zed is dead...

Put 100 destroyers there. A nuclear blast at 600 meters above will sink them all in a moment. Do you have a military education? I mean the real one, not the one you've got watching Top Gun.

Well that's good for you, cause you guys blow up your own submarines and sink your carriers even in a dry dock.

I don't think we have much to worry about with Russian technology. A kid in a suicide vest can do more damage.

That's why you are using Russian rockets to get to the outer space. I believe you are doing this because your own technologies are super duper cool for that :1orglaugh

Me? Military? Oh, no, you got me there. I peed my pants and went to Canada. No, I'd be too scared to do shit like air assaults, blow shit up with howitzers, carry heavy machineguns, go to jungle warfare school, mountain warfare school, arctic warfare, pre-ranger, serve doing desert storm, invade Somalia or Haiti, spend a year on the DMZ or volunteer for Bosnia. Nope man that just aint me. :uhoh:Oh crap

Dude, how this shit may be related to the military education? If you were a private (a cannon fodder) this doesn't mean you have a military education. Every man in Russia did the same thing as you (otherwise you'll go to jail for 3 years). Even girls here can handle AK47. E.g. my friend was a machine gun operator and he has killed over 20 men at war. A husband of my sister was a storm trooper in Afghanistan (he doesn't tell how many he has killed personally because he doesn't want to remember that). My classmate has told me what they did to snipers at war and it is not something you would like to hear. Almost everyone was to army and many have killed people. So what? This doesn't mean they have a military education. They were soldiers like you - just a meat.

One time a guy wanted to buy a rocket. He went to Russia. They offered them $3 million for their old worn out shit. They made fun of him, said the price was $20 million and suggested that he cant afford rockets and going to space.

He came home and built his own rockets, launches our satellites along with his own, has already docked with ISS, and is in the process of replacing you guys and then pushing on to Mars.

Thanks to Russia for motivating the kind of guy that will do it just to prove you arrogant bastards wrong, and then push on ever further.

And what military education do you have, great coder of wordpress plugin?

I'm an LT. In Russia you can't get an officer rank w/o spending a few years for that. Every officer in Russia has a high education - usually it at least 5 years after a high school. I don't want to say that my education is cool. Furthermore, I've forgot most of things I've been learned to, but I still remember something and I know that a tactical nuke is much cheaper than any battle group with aircraft carriers, destroyers, cavalry etc. The most interesting thing that a cruise missile with a nuke can not be intercepted in a real life. Even if the God will take it off, the second one will find its target anyway...

I was a member of the E-4 Mafia. LT's feared us, for we fucked with them hard. The didn't get promoted to Captain unless we let it happen.

Do a search, see who really runs shit in the US Army.

I've been to army too. Not in Bosnia but here in Russia. So what? Being to army does not mean that you have a special military education.

I don't give a shit who runs army in the USA. Really.

Because I ran more shit than you did :winkwink:

Top Gun put me off Tom Cruise movies for years really thought it was so cheesy.

maybe because you are not a little girl? You know that every movie has its own audience. Top Gun was made for 12-13 year girls. Actually this is the most money-making group. The girls of that age will drain their parent pockets to pay for a ticket on Top Gun, Justin Bieber and other shit like that. I see that Rochard is an established member of their club ;)

looks like chit

I was rather cynical when I heard this was getting made. At the very least it's a good trailer.

This isn't true at all. Only one country has ever used "nukes", and cruise missiles don't get the job done. You still need boots on the ground, and for that you need air superiority... So, aircraft carriers it is.

How is that working out for you guys?

The aircraft carriers do not work today at all. Maybe somewhere in Africa... It's a 21th century. Do you know that the most faster and most larger aircraft bombers on planet Earth... are not bombers? They have no bombs at all. They are cruise missile launchers. They don't need to fly over the USA to burn out NYC or LA. They must be 1000 kilometers away to do their job. White Swan is the faster and the larger aircraft bomber made by humans and it does not carry any bombs...



The most faster, most larger most unique aircraft bomber on planet Earth use nuclear cruise missiles to attack from a long distance.

95% of your nations spending is on its military budget and and embezzlement by your oligarchy who run your nation yet its military size and spending is dwarfed by the US. This isn't speculation, this isn't one being better than the other, its' just a fact.

Your nation has the same moves when it comes to military strategy, Provoke, flex and then hide behind the face of your nukes and it's tiresome. Nobody is nuking anyone, it's an idiotic statement to even feint a chance at because any slight move by any nation would result in obliteration of the instigator. blowing up the planet is not a military strategy it's an empty threat by a failing leader no matter who is doing it. You have china behind you? not if you do that... they would turn on you fast because they aren't going to risk a retaliation of that magnitude, then what? you nuke them too? At what point would your own military turn on its leaders instead? Just for a matter of survival. What would you be saying at that point? You'd be redrafted, because you don't have the manpower for such a war either...

There are plenty of solid army's out there in the world, yours being one of them, but there are no shortage of small dick morons running nations though, maybe we should side more with the soldiers and the people instead of what the leaders are trying to tell us and we can all stop flexing and acting like fucking cavemen....

Not really into chick flicks . . .

Sigh.

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my e-penis is bigger than your e-penis!

no, mine is bigger than yours!


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PS: I refuse to watch Tom Cruise because I refuse to donate in any way to Scientology

We don't spend billions of dollars to useless shit like aircraft carriers. BTW even soldiers in Russia are not being paid for their duty.

Putin spends much more for police and his personal security than he spends for army. Just FYI: our police personnel is much bigger than our army. Putin is not afraid of China or America. He is deadly afraid of Russian people, because he is a thief, a coward and a traitor of the Russian nation.

No it's about the money. Someone may spend many years of life and 100's of thousands on pills and surgeries to grow up a 30 inch cock, which can be cut off by a 2 dollar paper knife in a second...

Fixed it for you :thumbsup

Good that you can read English. Your mom must be proud of you. You guys are too stupid to understand a very simple things. That's because the US educations sucks. The modern Russian education sucks too, so don't worry about that.

There was always room for one more in Village People with this outfit funny thing was you would see people wearing the flying jackets around everywhere fake air force jackets and mirror raybans around time of the movie.

Thread Synopsis:

Rochard: Hey check out this movie!
CyberSEO: That nothing. We do for real like this.
Mr Pheer: Say what? In Communist Russia, shit don't even work.
CyberSEO: But.... Grrrr! Grrr!!!

Top Gun was made for little girls so I'm a bit surprised when an old man is being excited about it. As about the communist Russia, so everything was working there. Soviets were the first ones in space, on the Moon etc. Today it's fucked up. Nothing was made here during the last 20 years of Putin. Everything stolen and destroyed. Some things that we have are still working because they were developed 50-70 years ago in Soviet Russia.

you are so very very wrong to think that we want to live under western oppression...you do not understand how far we are willing to go to be free from western shits...you westerners just dont get it...you just do not understand...

CyberCEO, Russia is one bad tweet from Trump riling himself up away from becoming 1945 Japan 2.0. Sit down, your squirt guns can't even compare to the US Military.

This is why we're the world super power, and you constantly have to thump your chest "WE RUSSIA, WE STRONG"

Rochard, that trailer looks good. I'm pumped to see it.

looks like he might float out of his loafers :thumbsup

those jets are trying to sneak into an area under the radar. I've seen F22's doing that in Lockwood Valley, trying to sneak over to China Lake or someplace. the F22's were just cruising though, no sound at all... maybe 75 feet... the ground guys bet with the pilots on who can make it.

works great for China :2 cents:

we will find out if and when the Iranians sink a Carrier :thumbsup

ouch!!!! :1orglaugh

kinda like when obama told trump he would NEVER be president :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh on the serious side i think the US did use Russian technology for booster rockets. just like we used nazies to build our space program. if hitler hadn't bbq'ed the jews we would have been fucked :2 cents:

I got put off ben afflic ...

they should have put justin bieber in the flick!!!

a dozen seals with a few dozen guerrillas could clean that shit up while the plans are sitting on the ground, bet they working the details out right now :2 cents: