My Phone Hates Me...
 

I have facial recognition but for the last week when I try to use it it says 'No Face Detected'...

It detects the face of everyone else, but of course doesn't let them in - I checked and I definitely still have a face:helpme.....

i have fecal recognition. in order to activate my phone i need to soil myself... this has yet to be an issue for me.:2 cents:

I'm not sure I trust these big phone companies with my fecal matter - Before you know it your personal shit will literally be all over the internet...

You are getting old lol

People who use facial recognition as phone lock are stupid - Said by one of the best in the tech industry.

Sometimes my smartphone doesn't recognize me early in the morning. I wonder if it will recognize me after New Year celebration

Take a picture of yourself, your facial recognition software will recognize that.

It's not that it doesn't recognize me - It tells me there is 'no face detected' - Like I don't exist!..

That could be big, big trouble for you. You might be virtual with a slight dimension shift. I don't know how to fix that.

I was thinking a more Terminator like timeline shift paradigm...


OR! It could be that Samsung don't like my new beard.....

Too much salt over the holidays you bloater.