The UPSIDE of being poor... (Serious Poost)
 

Today, I went out for about 4 hours, and when I got back, I realised that for te first time EVER... I forgot to lock my door!

Whatsmore, I hadn't even shut it properly !

Good thing I had fuck all they could steal... Plus, I dunno if I had people in or not, cause the place is fucking trashed, but thats what it was like when I went out!

You're lucky you even have a door. I just have a curtain to keep the cold out.

Yeah, but my doors made out of old newspaper and I have to share it with half the street... When its not my turn, i cunt go out at all...

Just make your neighbors not sure where you are at; there is usually at least one unlocked door. People stay away from my house

You're lucky you even have curtains or even physical elements for that matter... other beings have to make do with 'theoretical' mass.

The shit smell probably keeps them away.

I don't think we have locked our door in like 10 years except at night.

99.9% of the time someone is home though.

what ? you can afford a door ?

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