what do you want in a mate?
 

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big tits isn't on the list????

Well, I went through the list and applied it to me and I fear I will be forever single...

What do I want in a mate? Willingless to do anything I want sexually at the drop of a hat.

And that's why I married my wife.

yup I know a few guys married drunks for that reason :2 cents:

"Reliable" was #1 for men :thumbsup

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1. Sex
2. Sandwiches

a guy walks into a bar and sees a sign on the wall: ham sandwiches $3.00, handjobs $5.00

a beautiful woman walks out so the guys says "are the one that does the handjobs?"

the woman says "yes, I am"

the guys says " well wash your hands i want a ham sandwich"

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What I have. She's perfect.

Just someone who likes poo. Or will put up with me liking poo.

Looks are unimportant. So is a pulse...

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They probably provided a list of pre-defined answers, which is why there are so many matches.

All I look for in a mate is that she doesn't want to stay . . .

A non farter...

A better credit report and portfolio than me. If she could live 1,000 miles from here, that would be icing on the cake.

That being said, Pheer and PornDiscounts both have fine women.

She's ok for a white girl. I just wish she was into the sandwich thing.

Yeah, what Natalie said.

That won't be hard considering you're a broke loser. Did you ever find that roommate to split your mortgage payments you were seeking? :)

I love girl farts . . .

Reliable for sure

What about Shark Week Farts?

I heard that term over the holidays and then I was stupid enough to ask whats shark week :Oh crap

hot, good in bed, funny, smart, kind, always has my back, willing to deviate from traditional norms

I'm lucky I got all that with my boy, without funny it would suck tho

Have you introduced her to your recent recipes?

1.Reliability
2.Funny
3.Emphatic

She wasn't very interested and when it got to the clam chowder popsicle I think she put me on ignore.

That was art, but #notasandwich

'always has my back' this is a deal breaker for sure

The list definitely had multiple choices for answers. The list only includes trusting, not trustworthy. There's a big difference between trusting and trustworthy. Trusting would mean your mate trusts you. Trustworthy would mean you can trust your mate.

Where is Love on the list?

lol nice post , but depends on our taste .

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A good webmaster :1orglaugh

loyal......