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The Porn Nerd 03-23-2020 05:44 PM
So 9 Months From Now We Will Have A Baby Boom?
 
With everyone being ordered to stay home - and all our online porn making everyone horny - are we going to get a wave of new babies born in Dec-Jan? What should we call them?

How about:

Virus Babies
The Pandemic Generation
Flu Fucks
Corona Kids

Let's brand these babies! What's your suggestion?

:pimp:cool-smil:smokin

SilentKnight 03-23-2020 05:58 PM
Coronials

Mr Pheer 03-23-2020 07:18 PM
I don't think it will be that big of a boom with the number of people that are now jobless and facing uncertain times. Stressed people tend to not have sex near as often as happy people.

EddyTheDog 03-23-2020 07:21 PM
I think there will be a boom in single parents - Fucking none stop for a week and trying to kill each other the next...

RyuLion 03-23-2020 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22632206)
I think there will be a boom in single parents - Fucking none stop for a week and trying to kill each other the next...
:2 cents::2 cents: :Oh crap Sad but truth..

just a punk 03-23-2020 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22632154)
and all our online porn making everyone horny
No it doesn't. Don't you understand how it works? People who watch it have no sex, because they just don't need it. Here in Russia they wanted to ban porn for real because... the new generation just stopped to breed.

When pornhub was temporary "blocked", one girl placed a message like "if you block it, give me an alternative". And their answer was like: "go out your home and make sex with a real boy".

EddyTheDog 03-23-2020 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22632223)
No it doesn't. Don't you understand how it works? People who watch it have no sex, because they just don't need it. Here in Russia they wanted to ban porn for real because... the new generation just stopped to breed.

When pornhub was temporary "blocked", one girl placed a message like "if you block it, give me an alternative". And their answer was like: "go out your home and make sex with a real boy". That's a real story.
Yeah, but Russians are weird...

ReggieDurango 03-23-2020 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22632156)
Coronials
Brilliant!

The Porn Nerd 03-23-2020 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22632156)
Coronials
Haha!! We may have a Winner! :thumbsup

But I prefer to apply that word to all the idiot Millennials who won't stop congregating in large groups. :)

Pornopat 03-24-2020 12:15 AM
Hahaha!hahaha!

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 03-24-2020 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22632206)
I think there will be a boom in single parents - Fucking none stop for a week and trying to kill each other the next...
:thumbsup

lock 03-24-2020 12:50 AM
lil Quaids (Total recall.)

SexJoker 03-24-2020 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22632206)
I think there will be a boom in single parents - Fucking none stop for a week and trying to kill each other the next...
hahahha, true :laughing-

NatalieK 03-24-2020 02:38 AM
too much tv and internet, yes if it was a black out with no power :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 03-24-2020 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22632156)
Coronials
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .

cordoba 03-24-2020 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22632223)
No it doesn't. Don't you understand how it works? People who watch it have no sex, because they just don't need it. Here in Russia they wanted to ban porn for real because... the new generation just stopped to breed.

When pornhub was temporary "blocked", one girl placed a message like "if you block it, give me an alternative". And their answer was like: "go out your home and make sex with a real boy".
It's always blame the men for not 'breeding'.

I read that in Russia there are over 1 million abortions performed every year. That's your answer. That and women choosing careers over marriage and raising a family.

Not saying those are bad things at all, but they are the reasons for population decline, not porn.

cordoba 03-24-2020 09:02 AM
There will be a boom in divorce rates. In fact it already happened in Wuhan.

https://www.businessinsider.com/covi...-cities-2020-3

Even if there was a baby boom, it would be shortlived. How are single guys and gals supposed to meet each other with nightclubs, bars, restaurants, and even universities and colleges closed?

Klen 03-24-2020 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by cordoba (Post 22632562)
There will be a boom in divorce rates. In fact it already happened in Wuhan.

https://www.businessinsider.com/covi...-cities-2020-3

Even if there was a baby boom, it would be shortlived. How are single guys and gals supposed to meet each other with nightclubs, bars, restaurants, and even universities and colleges closed?
I saw same article, are you subscribed to business insider ?

funkypigeon 03-24-2020 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22632206)
I think there will be a boom in single parents - Fucking none stop for a week and trying to kill each other the next...
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 03-24-2020 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by cordoba (Post 22632550)
It's always blame the men for not 'breeding'.

I read that in Russia there are over 1 million abortions performed every year. That's your answer. That and women choosing careers over marriage and raising a family.

Not saying those are bad things at all, but they are the reasons for population decline, not porn.
Maybe all those abortions come from the endless raping of the female population by vodka-soaked Russian men eh?

george MH 03-24-2020 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22632156)
Coronials
or Covedials :pimp

crockett 03-24-2020 02:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22632223)
No it doesn't. Don't you understand how it works? People who watch it have no sex, because they just don't need it. Here in Russia they wanted to ban porn for real because... the new generation just stopped to breed.

When pornhub was temporary "blocked", one girl placed a message like "if you block it, give me an alternative". And their answer was like: "go out your home and make sex with a real boy".
But it's not just Russia it's happened in most modern societies.. Japan has the issue, Canada, US ect.. believe it or not even China... everyone is losing population from new births..

The Porn Nerd 03-24-2020 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22632918)
But it's not just Russia it's happened in most modern societies.. Japan has the issue, Canada, US ect.. believe it or not even China... everyone is losing population from new births..
The cost of raising a child in this modern era is insane! Throw in college and it's gotta be over a million per kid.

Look Chang 03-24-2020 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22632156)
Coronials
Definitively the best name :thumbsup

Idigmygirls 03-24-2020 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22632269)
Haha!! We may have a Winner! :thumbsup

But I prefer to apply that word to all the idiot Millennials who won't stop congregating in large groups. :)
There's a word for that already, it's Covidiot lol. Funny but true: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...ovidiot&page=2

The Porn Nerd 03-24-2020 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Idigmygirls (Post 22633157)
There's a word for that already, it's Covidiot lol. Funny but true: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...ovidiot&page=2
Haha!! I am so unhip. :)
Yes sad but true. LOL

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-25-2020 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22632204)
I don't think it will be that big of a boom with the number of people that are now jobless and facing uncertain times. Stressed people tend to not have sex near as often as happy people.
I wholeheartedly disagree. Stress = a need for relief. And you know how men relieve their stress.

Hopefully down the drain or into the toilet while moaning in my ear. =)

The Porn Nerd 03-25-2020 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22633640)
I wholeheartedly disagree. Stress = a need for relief. And you know how men relieve their stress.

Hopefully down the drain or into the toilet while moaning in my ear. =)
Yes I would think/hope phone sex biz would be blowing up about now for you. :)

Stay safe down there on the farm!! :thumbsup

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-25-2020 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22633649)
Yes I would think/hope phone sex biz would be blowing up about now for you. :)

Stay safe down there on the farm!! :thumbsup
So far, everything is kinda the same. I've got some web design changes and building this custom CRM I really haven't been able to focus on "growing". I think that will just happen naturally now. At least I hope! =)

SCORE Ralph 03-27-2020 06:37 AM
Coronials, from some articles I've seen.

Look Chang 03-28-2020 11:16 PM
Times have changed since the 50s. Imho, the only kind of event which could generate a new baby boom would be if Internet was completely shut down for several months ... :stoned


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