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abshard 03-23-2020 08:03 PM

Do you need toilet paper in the usa?
 
If you don't want to wait in line for hours when a store opens and hope to get some toilet paper.

I was able to order a 45 pack from samsclub.com, delivery fee was about $2. Estimated delivery April 2nd.

The only catch is they seem to add a limited supply around 5:30-6:00am pst daily to their website. It usually lasts 20min or so.

Yesterday I added it to my cart but waited too long to decide to actually buy it, but this morning I added it and then bought it and order was confirmed.

MaDalton 03-23-2020 08:22 PM


just a punk 03-23-2020 09:45 PM

Why guys you don't use a toilet shower? A little hose and soap to wash off your ass. It costs nothing.

just a punk 03-24-2020 05:35 AM

Ah toilet paper isn't cool anymore. Here in Russia people buy rifle rounds and baseball bats. For real. https://www.rbc.ru/business/24/03/20...794723ac13e027

CaptainHowdy 03-24-2020 05:39 AM

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EddyTheDog 03-24-2020 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22632413)

You cant wash your ass in the holiday underwear cleaning machine - That's gross...

abshard 03-24-2020 06:21 AM

It's in stock now but probably for a very short time.

pimpmaster9000 03-24-2020 07:13 AM

you must eat sufficient fiber to have firm shits so it does not stick to your ass...if you are not pinching massive loafs you need more fiber...

EddyTheDog 03-24-2020 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000 (Post 22632455)
you must eat sufficient fiber to have firm shits so it does not stick to your ass...if you are not pinching massive loafs you need more fiber...

We need a fact check - CS!..

Rochard 03-24-2020 08:52 AM

I'm good. I saw this shit coming in advance and stocked up on everything.... Right about the time China built that special hospital - that's when I said "oh shit we are fucked".

CurrentlySober 03-24-2020 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22632413)

But isn't that the drinking fountain that other people have in their bathrooms for me to use?

BlueBookJosh 03-24-2020 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22632794)
But isn't that the drinking fountain that other people have in their bathrooms for me to use?

LOL :1orglaugh

InfoGuy 03-24-2020 03:31 PM


~Evilin~ 03-24-2020 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22632261)
Why guys you don't use a toilet shower? A little hose and soap to wash off your ass. It costs nothing.

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