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SERIOUS POST: You couldn't make this up - They have an answer for EVERYTHING !!!
So, my doorbell goes, and I cautiously answer it. Not expecting anyone to call, as we are all supposed to be on lockdown and only leaving the house for essential purposes. Two people are standing on my doorstep, virtually inside my house...
"We here to tell you about the Lord's message sir, in these difficult times" they say... The are holding 'Watchtower' literature, and are clearly Jehovah's Witnesses. My first thought is "What about the CoronaVirus?" Meaning why are you out and about, and coming and standing so close to me when we are supposed to limiting ALL contact to an absolute minimum. So I ask them that. and they reply, pretty much word for word what I will type below... Well we are here to tell you that CoronaVirus is God's punishment to the world for not believing in him. If you believe in him, you cannot get sick! We are true believers, so we cannot infect you, or be infected by you. So you are safe to talk with us, and if you accept God into your life, you too can be safe and free of worry in these difficult times... I slammed the door closed. Mental Fucking Illness or waht? |
Dude. You missed the last part.
"And to believe in him just donate 29.99" |
They are freaks - I never liked them and my recent flatmate has confirmed it - She is a JW, or rather an ex-JW - Her family are scary - They are scum...
What she has told me would scare you - The worst of the worst..... |
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He made a statement to me once, quite proudly, that not one single JW had EVER molested a child, EVER... FACT!... I thought this was a bold claim to make, as there are untold hundreds of thousands if not millions of JWs in the world, so how could he possibly know that for sure? His answer? Because the second a JW even thinks about touching a child, he is no longer a JW! Talk about fucking mental gymnastics to prove a point... |
there was a local priest here arrested for giving expanded wheat to people with an imaginary friend in the sky with the same spoon...it is some sort of ritual that is supposed to please the imaginary friend in the sky...
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It is a delusion, you dont need to have mental illness to have such thing. Beside, every time when some natural/human induced disaster occur, they always say how it's punishment from God.
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Why didn't you just throw a pile of poo on them? :1orglaugh :pimp
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You are the one, you are the chosen :pimp
Guests from God :1orglaugh |
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I've been thinking that if Obama was still in office, the religious right would be screaming from the top of their lungs that CoronaVirus is God's punishment for electing Obama. I really want someone to put out this message (since it's what they would do): That CoronaVirus is CLEARLY the punishment for the Evangelicals EMBRACING TRUMP to serve their own selfish interests; as Trump - Has had 3 wives, including his current prostitute-turned-first lady; Trump has sexually assaulted many, many women and believes he is entitled to just "Grab them by the Pussy"; Trump has had many affairs (including with porn stars) and paid hush money to silence his accusers... If any evangelical Christian embraces such a man, it is obviously hypocritical and intended to serve their own selfish purpose. Well, God (according to their own beliefs) disapproves of such things. They seem to think God sends plagues (such as AIDS) to punish behaviour that he disapproves of, so there you have it. CoronaVirus is God's punishment for the Evangelical Christians supporting Trump. Please, dear God, let this message get spread like a virus.. |
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