I Wonder How Much My Govt Were Ripped Off For This Piece Of Shit...
 

So, we are under a very strict lock down here in NZ - The govt set up a site to report people who are breaking the rules - I say fair enough - However, the site was totally overwhelmed it was announced today and crashed - The site is pretty much just a form - How many submissions crashed this site? - 4200 - Seriously, I bet that cost them 1000's - Unreal...

Yes, I am in a bad mood and I feel like moaning!....

They setup a site for snitches and the people were so eager to inform on eachother that the server blew up ??? And your biggest worry is the hosting cost ????

I fear for humanity ...

Damn right - We have had virtually zero community spread because the lockdown has been tight - 99% are playing by the rules - 1% don't bother and risk us all suffering this shit for longer than necessary - fuck them, lock them up if need be...

What's this "my government" shit? I thought you were British.

I have dual citizenship - NZ and UK - I moved to New Zealand just over a year ago...

Yes. That's the real fear.

On what bases you got NZ citizenship? Do you have someone from family there ?

Or so you're made to believe.

Governments never really tell you what conditions are needed to release you from lockdown. No matter what happens, good news or bad news, they will tell you to keep the quarantine up.

Yeah - My dad is a kiwi so I automatically get citizenship - The only thing worth a shit he did for me...

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Not sure about you guys but Australia has bandwidth issues.

Corona is a nothing burger compared to politicians on rampage.

it's not like they bought manually operated, multi directional impact generators like the US did for $1000's

money for twinks!!!

Snitches get stitches

While over-worked and under-equipped healthcare workers on the front lines are contracting the virus and dying.

Oh God here we go ...

I fixed it for you.

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Reasons why NZ is in such strict lock-down became clear today when NZ Government released modelling for pandemic.

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"The country has only 221 ICU beds, which an ICU expert told the modellers could be doubled in “extreme circumstances”."

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nz-s...31-p54fmv.html

effects of three R0 scenarios (1.5, 2.5 and 3.5)

Least severe scenario of R0 1.5, 92,500 people would need to be hospitalised, 14,400 people admitted to ICU, 6480 ventilated and 8190 people would die.

A more severe R0 of 2 would lead to 124,000 hospitalisations, 19,400 ICU admissions (8690 on ventilators) and 10,983 deaths (0.22 per cent).

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It's a side effect of the stop smoking campaign, less smokers less ventilators required in hospitals.

any of you going on about snitching, fuck you...


stay in and do the world a favour. Go out for no reason, catch the virus and die alone, don´t ask doctors for help :2 cents:

I was surprised by that 221 figure - Those are concentrated around the big centers as well - A lot of patients that are very unwell are moved from regional hospitals - That leaves people in small town NZ particularly vulnerable...

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Divide and conquer :pimp