WTF is Contact Free Delivery
 

Most deliveries are advertising as "Contact Free Delivery"

The dumbest shit I have heard besides everything else.

grubhub, ect usually hands you the food, with this option they will leave it at your door or whatever....

According to the porn industry you have to fuck the delivery driver - That can't be safe...

That's only with pizza, sheez.

"Here's your pizza and (zzzziiiipppp) here's your pepperoni."

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That'll explain why I can't get groceries any more...

aka "ring and run" …

How the fuck do you make the food? Contact free? Gtfo

That's what I say when McDonald's hands me the bag of burgers. With gloves on.

knock and run deliveries

I dont use delivery but i'v seen them in action - they ring with phone, leave package on porch, and then wait for receiver to show up and pick it up while they sit in their car.

What about the guy touching and coughing on your food while he's making it.

That was funny! Lol.

LMAO ^^

It's the same "No Contact Delivery" when packages are delivered to the house. They can leave it on the porch but what about everyone else that sneezed on it at the warehouse.

Ya gotta put on a mask and gloves / Carry the package into the garage / Disinfect it / Cut the box open / Make sure the box doesn't touch your clothes - It's a real pain in the ass.

I just hide in the bushes near the door and leap out and hug the delivery driver while saying thanks and trying to kiss them.... Well, they have brought me FOOD after all :)

The point is to protect the delivery dude, not you. The guy comes in close contact with a hundred of people every day, it makes sense they want to protect them.

There is currently no evidence the virus is spread through food. If you were afraid of someone "touching and coughing on your food", then you couldn't shop in a grocery store which hundreds of other people visit every day. :upsidedow

Also, all people are forced to wear masks and clean their hands. High temperature kills bacteria and viruses, so food preparation and deliveries are not a problem with proper hygienic measures.

:2 cents:

I was in a Popeyes, you had to wait 6 ft away till the order was made, then the cashier backed away while you paid. I was never within 6 ft of anyone while I was in there.

:2 cents: . . .

It says contactless delivery, not contactless preparation and cooking. If out of ten ways to reduce risk they can fulfill eight, which one would you rather have? Eight or zero?

ps. They're a business like any other business. Consumers demand safety, the business does what they can to adapt, fulfill that need and advertise it.

well said.

that's why I put food (what can be put) in the oven for 5 mins in high temperature when I take it from the door :1orglaugh :pimp

I've ALWAYS had that effect. For ever. I guess for me, it's never been about CoronaVirus, but about my smell and personal hygiene... :(

They told me it was because my penis was always hanging out - I don't know what to believe any more...

It's "contact free" meaning they never touch you.... You dont' have to go into a store and touch door handles, shopping carts, check out... etc....

My mother does this.

Everyone seems to be complaining that they cannot get the service - too many people are trying to use the service.

I find it difficult to believe you are that clueless.

OK - So we are done with the whole 'subtle' approach then:upsidedow...

the same as sex at the bunny ranch :2 cents:

robits... we need robits...