the worst thing possible
 

goliath tarantulas are not the worst thing possible...the fact that they have 200 babies is not the worst thing possible...the worst thing possible is the fact that there are places on this planet right now where there are 100s of these monstrosities at once!...somewhere, some dude, woke up and a couple of these was on his bed...can you feel me?


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What do you even kill that with? If you hit it with a broom it will take it from you.

You accept its dominance...move out...it is now its house...

Look at the fangs on that thing.

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Can you get one as a pet? How much?

That would be counterintuitive . . .

yes...but they are very sensitive...specific temperature demands and moisture and shit...oh and it eats birds so theres that...

if you want something straight out of a horror movie you should also consider the vietnameese centipede...it is the stuff of nightmares...if it bites you, it is like getting hit with a baseball bat, for days...I am quoting a breeder who said:

"you do not want a creature like this to escape in your house" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://arachnoboards.com/gallery/gi...ede.36307/full

Is the "little" one next to his arm a baby tarantula?

I've heard that the average person swallows 5 or 6 spiders while sleeping during their lifetime. Granted they're not as big as this monstrosity. Protein anyone?

I know some people that would pass tf out just seeing a spider that big!

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider.



























It wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her

You can shoot the bastards, but you only get one shot, so you better be good.

I used to want one of these as a pet! ;-)

the average person swallows 5-6 goliath tarantulas while sleeping every night :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This one will keep house safer than dobermann :warning :thumbsup :pimp

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh... and then hit you back with it !

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I thought this was gonna be a thread about constipation, judging by the thread title of "the worst thing poossible"

ok .. i'm out

oh and it can blind you...it throws hairs that are nasty as fuck and if it gets in your eye you are fucked...google it...

Centipedes have always been my biggest horror - I'm not exactly fond of that fuck off giant spider but that centipede would finish me off...

An old friend of mine had a real phobia of snakes - Even one on TV would release so much adrenaline into his system it would put him into a physical shock that was life threatening.....

mother of god, burn it with flamethrower