PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU BUY! Ask yourself "are these dildos essential to my well-being?"
 

Well if I get a really stubborn poo that just wont come out, I need something safe to insert deep in my rectum to breakup the poo, and ease it on its journey... So I'd say a dildo is a pretty essential item. :2 cents:

You could always make a dildo out of poo by filling a condom with your poo and putting it in the freezer.

Hahaha ! :1orglaugh

Ahh, the Alaskan Hot Pocket...

Tube ace always has good content

Ahh yes... 'Re-Shitting' - A great pastime :2 cents:

However, the vibrations from the warm dildo would prove more useful. :2 cents:

I speak from experience.

Thank you kindly.