New York To Ban Blow Dryers
 

New York wants hair salons to reopen without blow dryers. They’re worried that they will blow around coronavirus germs and infect people.

I haven’t been to my hairdresser for eleven weeks and I’m hoping to get there in three weeks. If Massachusetts bans hair dryers as well, this state will look much worse! Judging from home haircuts and dye job photos online, American hair salons will make beaucoup bucks after the quarantine is lifted.

Has anyone had a bad haircut or dye job since hair salons are closed?

The girl that styles my pubes demands I wear a mask. If you think bowl cuts are bad you should see what my bikini line now looks like.

My wife gave me a bad haircut. I'm still looking fucking good though.

Okay, show me! The more pubes the better!

The mask is a good idea for your protection.

Underground barbers are busy as fuck in Brooklyn. I'm mean, pandemic or no pandemic a G gotta be fresh.

I should have an appointment this weekend, confirming tomorrow. $45 for a mid fade. If this guy flakes, I'm going with a dude that wants $100 in Boro Park. I'm an OG, so I gotta be fresh-fresh.

I'll post before and afters....

Man I need a haircut so bad! It's been five months now....I look like Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees circa 1979. :( Where are you getting yours done? The pizza parlor's backroom or a parking lot in Flatbush?

My Ukrainian stylist from Queens works for a chain salon who won't open for another month or more. :( :( :(

Stayin' alive, stayin' alive....ah ah ah ah stayin' aLIVE!!!!

My last haircut was early February. I have never in my life seen my hair this long before, LOL.

Though I believe the underground barber trade. I was talking to my old barber casually and she invited me over whenever I wanted to get a trim. I'll pass for now.

Whatever it takes.

I'm enjoying the long hair 80's-era rock star vibe but since I haven't seen pussy in months who knows if it's actually cool or not.

The mullet is beginning to worry me a bit tho. :(

Blow dryers are very useful for hot girls ... :stoned

https://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content...p-177_019.jpeg

Really.....no blowing!?

I haven't had my hair cut in 9 months. Used to have hair down to my ass 20 years ago. maybe will do it again . the younger chicks seem to dig it

Mullets will make a comeback.

Hmm i pay my usual hairdresser 2$ :1orglaugh

The rest of the 43 USD is for the speakeasy thrill :2 cents: . . .

U R A GRL :upsidedow

I'm in Brooklyn. Just got a haircut today in my home. $45 + tip + box of gloves + a bottle of 99% Isopropyl Alcohol (had extra and he was such a nice guy) Great job - I'll use him again.

Roll on, RandyRandy . . .

All joking aside, Ive always liked the mullet. Used to have one in the 80s, and would consider one again if all the ghate and bad vibes went away from it..

I mean I used to like wearing shorts and bowling shirts, but got fed up with people laughing and shouting '2 and half men' at me in the street !

I tried to grow mullet but hair simply not growing properly.

https://i.imgur.com/t4WasYr.jpg

Grow a beard instead then !!! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

You ain't pretty; but you sure look 1000 times better without a lump of shit on your head.


:1orglaugh

Oh, don't worry... Its still up there... Kinda encrusted onto my scalp atm... Thing is, I just couldn't fit the turd and the beard into the selfie... :(