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Icantthinkofaname 05-22-2020 02:44 PM

Do you fine folks believe in ghosts aka ghost knockers
 
Anyone ever experience ghost knockers? They knock 3 times during the night. If so what did you do about it? Ignore them? Sage? Doing some research and the it seems harmless. I think the last people that lived here was doing weird stuff with candles and not the fun kinky stuff either. Anything you guys/gals have as far as info or advice I am all ears :)

Mr Pheer 05-22-2020 03:22 PM

It was just that little bastard neighborhood teenager ringing my doorbell in the middle of the night and running away

MrBoink 05-22-2020 03:23 PM

Shit don't exist my dude.

CurrentlySober 05-22-2020 03:33 PM

I believe in ghosts in hotels though. I stayed in this really posh fancy hotel in London once. It was an enormous bed with really soft white sheets, and a fluffy white duvet...

When I woke up in the morning, I discovered that someone had taken a massive shit in the bed, during the night! It was fucking EVERYWHERE !

Now I know that I double locked the door, so no one could have got in, so it had to have been a ghost !

True story!!!

(Although when I tried to book again next year, to see if it happened again, they asked my name and address, but told me they had no vacancies ! :( Thats proof that they knew I was on to them)

CaptainHowdy 05-22-2020 03:41 PM

You are not supossed to drink the hand sanitizer . . .

Icantthinkofaname 05-22-2020 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22672132)
You are not supossed to drink the hand sanitizer . . .

The reminds me the LCBO lady likes to squirt it on my hands and giggle. Could be the weird way I thank her lol

CaptainHowdy 05-22-2020 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Icantthinkofaname (Post 22672139)
The reminds me the LCBO lady likes to squirt it on my hands and giggle. Could be the weird way I thank her lol

:1orglaugh :thumbsup . . .

Icantthinkofaname 05-22-2020 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22672128)
I believe in ghosts in hotels though. I stayed in this really posh fancy hotel in London once. It was an enormous bed with really soft white sheets, and a fluffy white duvet...

When I woke up in the morning, I discovered that someone had taken a massive shit in the bed, during the night! It was fucking EVERYWHERE !

Now I know that I double locked the door, so no one could have got in, so it had to have been a ghost !

True story!!!

(Although when I tried to book again next year, to see if it happened again, they asked my name and address, but told me they had no vacancies ! :( Thats proof that they knew I was on to them)

Seems to me that place has Fart Knockers not Ghost Knockers and it possessed you for a bit lol

Spunky 05-22-2020 09:41 PM

Yes I believe the afterlife comes to visit now and then. spirits are always around

RyuLion 05-22-2020 10:33 PM

https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca88...Qdtiamfj4EAxf8
These? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 05-23-2020 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Icantthinkofaname (Post 22672106)
Anyone ever experience ghost knockers? They knock 3 times during the night. If so what did you do about it? Ignore them? Sage? Doing some research and the it seems harmless. I think the last people that lived here was doing weird stuff with candles and not the fun kinky stuff either. Anything you guys/gals have as far as info or advice I am all ears :)

the only power 'ghost' have is what you give them. I tell them to fuck off and take a hike then ignore them..... they go away :2 cents:

newB 05-23-2020 07:54 AM

Does this happen when you're on the brink of falling asleep? If I had to guess I would say it was some form of Exploding Head Syndrome (yes, it's a thing).

Icantthinkofaname 05-23-2020 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by newB (Post 22672399)
Does this happen when you're on the brink of falling asleep? If I had to guess I would say it was some form of Exploding Head Syndrome yes, it's a thing[/URL]).


No no nothing like that at all. Its not painful at all. "Exploding head syndrome" seems rather intense though thanks for sharing that lol That would suck.

Its just a regular old knock knock knock. Sounds like knuckles on wood. Not to hard not to soft just like when people knock on wood for good luck or whatever.

I had to take your link out since I need 30 posts to post links and I wanted to replay

The Porn Nerd 05-23-2020 09:14 AM

Yes I believe some ghosts can have big boobs. Marilyn Monroe's ghost comes to mind. What knockers!!

Mr Pheer 05-23-2020 09:18 AM


newB 05-23-2020 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Icantthinkofaname (Post 22672412)
No no nothing like that at all. Its not painful at all. "Exploding head syndrome" seems rather intense though thanks for sharing that lol That would suck.

Its just a regular old knock knock knock. Sounds like knuckles on wood. Not to hard not to soft just like when people knock on wood for good luck or whatever.

I had to take your link out since I need 30 posts to post links and I wanted to replay

Exploding Head Syndrome isn't necessarily painful. I only found out about it because I turned to Google after it happened to me a couple of times. I was on the verge of falling asleep when I heard a loud crash. Loud enough to get me out of bed to investigate but found nothing.

As the wiki page says it's not yet fully understood, but I think there's a good chance it's related to how the body dissipates tension as you fall asleep - it's supposed to happen gradually but every once in awhile you get that whole body jerk. Like that, but with your auditory system, or maybe just a transient stimulation of the auditory nerves.

https://i.imgur.com/a2KOofb.gif
^^^ Ghost Knockers

Icantthinkofaname 05-23-2020 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by newB (Post 22672434)
Exploding Head Syndrome isn't necessarily painful. I only found out about it because I turned to Google after it happened to me a couple of times. I was on the verge of falling asleep when I heard a loud crash. Loud enough to get me out of bed to investigate but found nothing.

As the wiki page says it's not yet fully understood, but I think there's a good chance it's related to how the body dissipates tension as you fall asleep - it's supposed to happen gradually but every once in awhile you get that whole body jerk. Like that, but with your auditory system, or maybe just a transient stimulation of the auditory nerves.

https://i.imgur.com/a2KOofb.gif
^^^ Ghost Knockers

I have had the full body jerk thing happen to me before.

CaptainHowdy 05-23-2020 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by newB (Post 22672434)

How could I've forgot about those primetime puppies??

carolwebb 05-23-2020 03:26 PM

Haven't you seen Conjuring. 3 knocks to mock the trinity.

Demons won't let me embed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EHcSDuBQ9A

Look Chang 05-23-2020 08:34 PM

I often dream of having sex with a busty ghost and I stain my sheets ... :stoned

https://img-hw.xvideos.com/videos/th...5e2f499f.9.jpg

george MH 06-02-2020 03:33 PM

Ghost talk is always has a huge audience .. even in GFY :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 06-02-2020 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22672697)
I often dream of having sex with a busty ghost and I stain my sheets ... :stoned

https://img-hw.xvideos.com/videos/th...5e2f499f.9.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .


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