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Rochard 07-10-2020 01:42 PM

Would you buy an Echo Loop?
 
Would you buy an Echo Loop from Amazon? It's a ring made by Amazon that has their Alexa AI virtual assistant on it.... You can ask it questions, set appointments, make calls, play music; Anything Alexa can do.

https://assets-global.website-files....cho%20loop.jpg

I am a huge fan of Amazon Alexa. We have five or six Alexa dots around our house and use them constantly, and I love the hands free Amazon music on my cell phone for in the car.

I got my "ring fit" kit today and I am about to order the actual ring today.

CurrentlySober 07-10-2020 02:03 PM

I think Alexas pretty cool, I but no - I don't want to marry her...

Rochard 07-10-2020 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22699763)
I think Alexas pretty cool, I but no - I don't want to marry her...

I never thought of it that way.... LOL

CurrentlySober 07-10-2020 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22699771)
I never thought of it that way.... LOL

Well to follow it through to the logical conclusion, shortly after getting the ring, she starts acting like a total bitch, cheating on you with siri, and that ends up in you getting divorced and you have to give half of your money to Jeff Bezos... FUCK THAT!

The Porn Nerd 07-10-2020 05:09 PM

Only if it's a cock ring that vibrates when I say 'Alexa'.

CaptainHowdy 07-10-2020 07:31 PM

I will always be off any kind of loop . . .

Rochard 07-10-2020 08:09 PM

I should add that most of the lights in my house are run by Alexa....

pimpmaster9000 07-10-2020 11:56 PM

coming soon the amazon collar, connects to your ring, phone, watch, buttplug and glasses to control the lights...dont talk to your cell phone direct...fuck dat! talk to your ring, that talks to the watch, that talks to the buttplug that talks to the phone, that talks to the tablet, that talks to the fridge, that turns off the mother fucking light...

does anybody remember just going out with nothing?...the parents are at home so you do not even need keys...you just go out and allow yourself to exist without the ball and chain of consumerism...enjoy the moment...no fat ass gay ass spy ring on your digits...you can hoist weights unobstructed...be wild and free...

celandina 07-11-2020 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22699836)
Only if it's a cock ring that vibrates when I say 'Alexa'.

I was thinking the same thing even before I got to your post :thumbsup:1orglaugh

fuzebox 07-11-2020 01:13 PM

I hate voice control, I find it clunky and slow.

k0nr4d 07-13-2020 01:32 AM

I would never buy one of these devices for privacy reasons. I don't trust it.

sandman! 07-13-2020 10:30 PM

I like my privacy so hell no

just a punk 07-13-2020 10:57 PM

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