Man appears before Poole magistrates after doing a poo in a police van
 

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...oo-police-van/

He lost my respect by missing the opperpoonity to do another while appearing in court... :2 cents:

Maybe he just didn't have it in him.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I vomited in court once - Long story, but they didn't take it very well...

I cunt aff4d the fine

100 quid... fuck me, if you don´t have a mask, or over lock down had your partner in the car, you´d have been fined 100€....

this is what´s wrong with the British justice system! :2 cents:

Tell me about it - Local councillor found with over 290,000 indecent images of children, over 39,000 of them category A (The Most Extreme Possible) only gets a 10 month sentence, SUSPENDED for 2 years!

So he dont have to do any time at all unless he reoffends within 2 years! Plus just to put the cherry on the fucking cake...

Really... Words fail me :(

https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon...cillor-4372892

poo magistrate?

https://i.imgur.com/sDGRYsi.jpg

LOL ! :thumbsup I missed that reply first time round :)

I sharted the law . . .