Funny Funny shit
 

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Date an inmate

Check these girls out. This shit is funny.

She's an "aquarium". Hahahahaha:

Sabrina-3300WBP

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I'm an aquarium, quiet until you get to know me, then you see the wild and crazy side. I love adventure and I'm very spontaneous. I would like to find someone who's not afraid to go bungee jumping and to free fall out of a plane or go sailing. I love to go roller lading, bike riding, camping, fishing, and hiking, but also like to get dressed at night and treated like a lady. I want to take kickboxing and learn how to surf. I'm an animal lover. I'm in to entertainment, when I get out I plan to open a night club with a couple nights set aside for male and female exotic dancers. I'm looking for a male 18 to 28 and/or female 25-35. In a man I want someone who can be both serious and fun at times who likes the outdoors. In a woman I'm looking for a lady who's fun loving and spontaneous.

Location: Oklahoma
Race: White
Date of Birth: 1-22-77
Age: 25
Release Date: 2010
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5'11"
Religion: Baptist
Do you have children: No
Do you smoke: No
Sexual Preference: Black Female or White Male
Education: High School Diploma/Some Tech
Occupation before prison: Model and Makeup Artist
Activities in prison: College/Vo.-Tech/Accounting/Health and Fitness/Kitchen Worker

LOL

It should say what they are in for!

as George Castansa says, "there is nothing better than congigal visit sex...except fugitive sex"

Some of the girls tell you in their little bio sections, others don't.

I've wasted too much time reading these already, but they're so funny.

And you don't have to worry about the "pop-in"!

that would be interesting to know up front eh?

Thats funny... I guess crazy sluts need banged too :)

aquarium LOL :1orglaugh

Occupation before prison: Didn't have one


no shit hahaha

i like how almost all of them say "spontanious, wild, and crazy"

well yeah, NO SHIT! you are in JAIL! of course you are wild and crazy. Of course, when most people say they are wild and crazy, they are refering to flashing at frat parties, or drinking and dancing all night, whereas these girls are talking about robbing liquor stores and beating homeless people to death.

Warden runs a site like that, they sometimes write why their in there for.. i forgot his site.. hold on lemme find it

Well now I am going to have to go through them, or some anyway LOL

I was also going to make the George reference as well LOL:thumbsup

Just a little something to let you know if you have to sleep with one eye open!!:Graucho