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lezinterracial 10-30-2020 11:30 PM

how could i put flashlight in the teddy bear?
 
how could i put flashlight in the teddy bear?

I want to get one of those big Teddy Bears. Like this
https://i.imgur.com/qE857bu.jpg

I want to somehow sew my fleshlight aviator into the ass. I can't just sew a sock into an opening, The fleshlight would come out on my return thrust.

Ferus 10-31-2020 01:13 AM

Place two bags of Rice on each side of the fleshlight, and use elastic glue to glue it to the bags. Then sew the bags onside the bear.

SBJ 10-31-2020 03:44 AM

:1orglaugh you called it flashlight 2 times. I was like why do you want your bear to be able to see at night?

lezinterracial 10-31-2020 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22762312)
:1orglaugh you called it flashlight 2 times. I was like why do you want your bear to be able to see at night?

I forget to proofread. Then I cut and paste.

I lazy.

CurrentlySober 10-31-2020 07:58 AM

Better off taking all the stuffing out, then forcing a girl to live inside the bear forever...:2 cents:

lezinterracial 10-31-2020 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22762364)
Better off taking all the stuffing out, then forcing a girl to live inside the bear forever...:2 cents:

Good idea. Needs to be girl with a strong grip so she can hold the fleshlight in place for me.

Ferus 10-31-2020 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22762364)
Better off taking all the stuffing out, then forcing a girl to live inside the bear forever...:2 cents:

Or steal a sheep, kill it and ram the Fleshlight up its ass?
And then just replace it once it starts smelling.. the fleshlight that is

CurrentlySober 10-31-2020 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22762385)
Or steal a sheep, kill it and ram the Fleshlight up its ass?
And then just replace it once it starts smelling.. the fleshlight that is

Fap, fap fap...

Thats HAWT!

Look Chang 11-02-2020 09:42 PM

https://thumb-p7.xhcdn.com/a/XtRVeQh...6/687_1000.jpg

MakeMeGrrrrowl 11-03-2020 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22762364)
Better off taking all the stuffing out, then forcing a girl to live inside the bear forever...:2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ...

MakeMeGrrrrowl 11-03-2020 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22762385)
Or steal a sheep, kill it and ram the Fleshlight up its ass?
And then just replace it once it starts smelling.. the fleshlight that is

Dude. That's weird.

Why not just fuck the living sheep?

emmasexytime 11-03-2020 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial (Post 22762375)
Good idea. Needs to be girl with a strong grip so she can hold the fleshlight in place for me.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SBJ 11-03-2020 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22764468)
Dude. That's weird.

Why not just fuck the living sheep?

do you have sheep? I know you have some farm animals. Asking for a friend.:1orglaugh

And damn I got into the election hype and so i might stay up to see who wins even though it might not be decided.. (not political just stating I might work tomorrow afternoon if I stay up)

CaptainHowdy 11-04-2020 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22763997)

Those teddy bears are for humping indeed . . .


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