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wankawonk 11-02-2020 01:14 AM

So much traffic my sites break
 
Google sends so much traffic, I'm not smart enough to keep my sites working.

I want to give up. All of my code is breaking. I'm not smart enough for this.

https://imgur.com/a/gz9KeRI

if someone smarter than me wants to buy it -- make a nice offer.

EddyTheDog 11-02-2020 01:24 AM

If that is even close to real then you just need move to a host that can manage the servers for you - See sig...

wankawonk 11-02-2020 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22763316)
If that is even close to real then you just need move to a host that can manage the servers for you - See sig...

Its real, I've been moving around hosting a lot, they don't know what they're doing anymore than I do. It's hundreds of hits per second, someone who actually knows what they're doing needs to step in.

Klen 11-02-2020 02:23 AM

Lol you seriously want to sell sites because they breaking ?

Cremz 11-02-2020 03:49 AM

send it my way, i can handle it :)

k0nr4d 11-02-2020 03:56 AM

If your searches are causing the load, change it to use sphinx or elastic.
Put cloudflare in front of the site if you haven't already. Enable opcache in your php.
Set noatime and nodiratime on the filesystem.

NatalieK 11-02-2020 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wankawonk (Post 22763313)
Google sends so much traffic

I want to give up.

https://imgur.com/a/gz9KeRI

make a nice offer.

you have too much traffic? you´re traffic is everyone´s dream :helpme

why not sell the traffic?

Ferus 11-02-2020 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wankawonk (Post 22763313)
Google sends so much traffic, I'm not smart enough to keep my sites working.

I want to give up. All of my code is breaking. I'm not smart enough for this.

https://imgur.com/a/gz9KeRI

if someone smarter than me wants to buy it -- make a nice offer.

Its funny, you were the same genius who thought AWS was regular prize x 20 because you dont know how cloud-native services works, and now you cant handle 2m hits a day? lol - guess you weren't as smart as you claimed to be :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

.who would have thought


If you put the domain up for sale at namecheap, I'll take it for $200

fuzebox 11-02-2020 02:46 PM

I bid $201

adultchatpay 11-02-2020 03:59 PM

That is a lot of traffic

The Porn Nerd 11-02-2020 04:03 PM

Yes a lot of traffic but coming from where??
Could be massive bot traffic.

PornMySex 11-02-2020 04:54 PM

You guys are really stupid. This is google traffic.

It's easy to check. But one random google update could swipe most of this traffic.

HairyChick 11-02-2020 05:14 PM

Are you making money from the traffic? If so, change hosts.

sarettah 11-02-2020 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 22763812)
I bid $201

201 fiddy

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Mr Pheer 11-02-2020 06:00 PM

I'll give you $150 for your domain eporner.com and take the problem off your hands

GAMEFINEST 11-02-2020 08:05 PM

damn, nice traff

j3rkules 11-03-2020 02:12 AM

There is no such a thing as too much Google traffic. Good luck finding the fix, k0nr4d gave you some good tips.

:winkwink:

Denny 11-03-2020 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMySex (Post 22763892)
You guys are really stupid. This is google traffic.

It's easy to check. But one random google update could swipe most of this traffic.

:2 cents:

animeHentai 11-03-2020 12:29 PM

I can do nothing but envy you :) Since April you have had 20x traffic growth!?

Colmike9 11-03-2020 01:05 PM

I'll stop your sites from breaking if I can put some of my hard coded ads and links on your site when I'm done. :upsidedow

King Mark 11-03-2020 01:05 PM

$203 for the domain

FapperX 11-03-2020 01:38 PM

not trying to sabotage any business here but you guys know that you could do that screen by just right click and inspect? lots of suspicions. if you are having that much hit, you might as well invest a better hosting?

I have 0 traffic and i almost became a maniac always checking analytics.
if you have too much, why dont you spare me a few thousand :banana

fuzebox 11-03-2020 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 22763381)
If your searches are causing the load, change it to use sphinx or elastic.
Put cloudflare in front of the site if you haven't already. Enable opcache in your php.
Set noatime and nodiratime on the filesystem.

Best post of the thread :thumbsup

Caching is your friend.

sarettah 11-03-2020 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Mark (Post 22764333)
$203 for the domain

Two Oh Three Fiddy

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Diomed 11-03-2020 04:36 PM

I've had a similar thing happen before when a broker I was buying a large volume of paid traffic from malfunctioned and essentially ddos'd my site by accidentally sending all of the traffic at once.

Had to upgrade servers.

rastan 11-04-2020 02:34 AM

If you've got a problem with your traffic, just filter off the US, UK, EU traffic and point it my way. I'll share your problem 8)

sarettah 11-05-2020 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22764385)
Two Oh Three Fiddy

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Two Oh Three Fiddy ............. Going Once.

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AmeliaG 11-06-2020 10:11 PM

Please go ahead and send email with info and niche to bluebloodsupport [at] gmail.com

Thanks :)

Marshal 11-08-2020 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wankawonk (Post 22763317)
Its real, I've been moving around hosting a lot, they don't know what they're doing anymore than I do. It's hundreds of hits per second, someone who actually knows what they're doing needs to step in.

Why not using your own advice from a month ago:

Quote:

Originally Posted by wankawonk (Post 22747664)
Use cloud infra (VPS) until your needs are pushing against the largest VPS they can offer

at that point they'll know who you are and will help you move up--and you'll be making enough money not to care about price!

You thought somebody else will do the dirty work for you, didn't you? :)

Handling Gbps of traffic is not a big deal if you know what you are doing. You need to learn more about scaling. Just my 2 cents... :2 cents:

CamTraffic 11-08-2020 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshal (Post 22768592)
Why not using your own advice from a month ago:



You thought somebody else will do the dirty work for you, didn't you? :)

Handling Gbps of traffic is not a big deal if you know what you are doing. You need to learn more about scaling. Just my 2 cents... :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NatalieMojoHost 11-09-2020 10:09 AM

Consider letting our team build out infrastructure that'll support the load. Reach out if you haven't already gotten in touch.

WhiteKnight 11-10-2020 03:48 PM

If you feel like sharing I could use some for my mainstream smoothie blog :)

freecartoonporn 11-10-2020 07:40 PM

enable caching on everything.

what konrad said +

cloudflare(caching on) + nginx (caching on) + php-fpm (caching on) + mysql + elastic (dont use sphinx , its shit)

you have to find bottleneck and add multiple server for it or hire expert and optimize it.

lets say mysql is your bottleneck and add multiple mysql servers .,

good luck.

ThuNguyen 11-11-2020 03:41 AM

OP must be trolling if not email me at pzw1 @ protonmail.com I've scaled a few of my own big tubes with self hosted videos, much nastier than yours where you embed, and congrats on the great job ranking your sites

funkypigeon 11-16-2020 05:39 AM

The post has been created to brag guys...how narrow minded can you be haha

Denny 11-20-2020 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThuNguyen (Post 22770444)
OP must be trolling

Getting this on his sites now:

Quote:

Internal Server Error

The server encountered an internal error and was unable to complete your request. Either the server is overloaded or there is an error in the application.

PornDiscounts-V 11-20-2020 05:58 AM

No. He is actually fuqqt by too much traffic.


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