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Diomed 11-13-2020 10:02 PM

Most unexplainable thing that's ever happened to you...
 
Learn how to read, the question was put to you properly.

Whatever comes to mind, you know precisely the instance.. Don't be shy ya homo, let's hear it.

EddyTheDog 11-13-2020 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 22772499)
Learn how to read, the question was put to you properly.

Whatever comes to mind, you know precisely the instance.. Don't be shy ya homo, let's hear it.

I lived and worked in a vast creepy old hospital for 5 years on permanent nights - Basement tunnels that ran for miles - It's in Whitechapel, London which was Jack The Ripper territory...

I have some mad stories from that place - I'm cooking ATM but I will tell you a few later on.....

CurrentlySober 11-14-2020 03:25 AM

I was staying in a really posh, upmarket (Five Star) hotel in London.

When I awoke in the morning, someone had been in my room, during the night, and taken a huge shit in my bed!

It was fucking EVERYWHERE ! All over me, the sheets, the duvet cover etc, but none at all on the floor whatsoever !

The reason that this was unexplainable, was that I'd had but the extra metal security lock on the door, so even if one of the staff has a master key, there's still no way they could have got in and done it !

Complete mystery that I'll never get to the bottom of. :(

EddyTheDog 11-14-2020 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22772572)
I was staying in a really posh, upmarket (Five Star) hotel in London.

When I awoke in the morning, someone had been in my room, during the night, and taken a huge shit in my bed!

It was fucking EVERYWHERE ! All over me, the sheets, the duvet cover etc, but none at all on the floor whatsoever !

The reason that this was unexplainable, was that I'd had but the extra metal security lock on the door, so even if one of the staff has a master key, there's still no way they could have got in and done it !

Complete mystery that I'll never get to the bottom of. :(

Have you thought of Nursing CS?..

CurrentlySober 11-14-2020 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22772576)
Have you thought of Nursing CS?..

I have 2 NHS nurses that come in twice a day to clean and assist me, if that's what you mean?

But don't forget, I'm a fat lazy slob, that can barely get out of bed, and is so lazy that this morning I pushed my car out of the carport into the torrential rain, as it will save me needing to get my nurses to wash it for me, so I do think of them I suppooose...

Ferus 11-14-2020 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22772546)
My mum knew someone that lived and worked in a vast creepy old hospital for 5 years on permanent nights - Basement tunnels that ran for miles - It's in Whitechapel, London which was Jack The Ripper territory...

She have some mad stories from that place - I'm ordering pizza ATM but I will tell you a few later on.....

Fixed it.. Thank me later

J. Falcon 11-14-2020 05:47 AM

One night, many years ago, some friends and I saw the sky turn blue and white, as if night had become day for a split second. Instinctively, we all looked up at the sky and saw what looked like a small explosion, and then a long streak of blue and red like a comet.

It was very weird. I never got a clear explanation of happened. I still remember it vividly though.

EddyTheDog 11-14-2020 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22772588)
I'm a cunt that nobody likes, I think I'm funny but I'm not - I'm a sad cunt that as an adult thinks being a bully is fun..

Thank me later...

Ferus 11-14-2020 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22772618)
Thank me later...

But I enjoy myself... That is all that matter to me. You are just random metadata for my algoritm

Markul 11-14-2020 09:49 AM

My ex-wife. Still cannot figure out how I survived that fucking cunt.

baddog 11-14-2020 10:03 AM

I still can't explain how I was able to have sex with so many different chicks.

Ferus 11-14-2020 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22772707)
I still can't explain how I was able to have sex with so many different chicks.

It's because you live in the rural part of the country where they like to keep it in the family - not that uncommon.

Grapesoda 11-14-2020 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22772707)
I still can't explain how I was able to have sex with so many different chicks.

our age: the pill and no herpes yet. plus women like to fuck biker types.

J. Falcon 11-14-2020 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22772709)
It's because you live in the rural part of the country where they like to keep it in the family - not that uncommon.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog 11-14-2020 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22772709)
It's because you live in the rural part of the country where they like to keep it in the family - not that uncommon.

Sorry Fungus, I have never lived in a rural part of the country.

baddog 11-14-2020 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22772724)
our age: the pill and no herpes yet. plus women like to fuck biker types.

Pre-AIDS helped too, I am sure

Idigmygirls 11-14-2020 06:17 PM

I've got a few, but this one stands out for sure:

Many years ago, long before there were mobile phones with cameras (sadly), my brother and I were out camping with a group of four friends.

It was a beautiful and clear night, and as we were out in the country, the sky was full of radiant stars. There wasn't a cloud in sight.

As we were all talking and joking around, someone noticed something strange. We all looked where he was pointing, and there, in the sky, were two glowing objects. One appeared to be a sideways "V" and the other was a straight line "l". The two objects were pretty far apart at the beginning, but they were moving towards each other slowly.

The objects approached as all six of us stared, completely mesmerized. They got closer and closer and then the straight line entered the V and formed an arrow like: ->

As soon as the "arrow" was formed, the new object flew across the entire sky in a second and was gone out of sight. Like, it must have moved 100x the speed of sound.

This is particularly bizarre because I still don't believe in UFO's or aliens, but all six of us saw it; we hadn't had a single thing to drink and no one had done any drugs. We were all totally stunned and to this day, I have no explanation.

If only it had happened a few years later, we could have recorded it on video at least, but no such luck...

Rochard 11-14-2020 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22772709)
It's because you live in the rural part of the country where they like to keep it in the family - not that uncommon.

And there goes my Pepsi all over my keyboard... That was seriously funny.

Rochard 11-14-2020 07:33 PM

About twenty-five years ago near Stockton, California, I was driving on a rural freeway in the middle of no where. Two lanes in each direction. I was following a mini van driving about 70 mph when suddenly the mini van had a blow out and served left - across the median. A Msutang in the other direction had to avoid the mini van so they crossed the median coming right at me. I had to avoid him so I served into the median, but didn't cross.

The mini van hit a dump truck, head on, flipped, and caught fire. Me and two other guys pulled out two teenagers through the rear window. Two others burned to death in front of us.

Relic 11-14-2020 09:02 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphic_maxims

shake 11-14-2020 09:44 PM

When I was about 17 or 18 exploring off in the woods on my mountain bike as I often did I followed an unknown trail, after awhile I came into salvage yard on an Indian reserve, before I could head back this dog ran out and started biting me, fortunately as I was pedalling fast it only could get my shoe I managed to make my way through to the proper driveway and road and get the hell out of there. The strange part was shortly after getting home there was a call on my phone, the name / number was that of the salvage yard! I didn't answer the phone, but how in the hell could they know who I was? I live in a city of 500,000, not exactly a small town. Maybe it was just a wrong number / coincidence but to me that was an unexplainable thing that happened to me. :Oh crap

Spunky 11-14-2020 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Idigmygirls (Post 22772966)
I've got a few, but this one stands out for sure:

Many years ago, long before there were mobile phones with cameras (sadly), my brother and I were out camping with a group of four friends.

It was a beautiful and clear night, and as we were out in the country, the sky was full of radiant stars. There wasn't a cloud in sight.

As we were all talking and joking around, someone noticed something strange. We all looked where he was pointing, and there, in the sky, were two glowing objects. One appeared to be a sideways "V" and the other was a straight line "l". The two objects were pretty far apart at the beginning, but they were moving towards each other slowly.

The objects approached as all six of us stared, completely mesmerized. They got closer and closer and then the straight line entered the V and formed an arrow like: ->

As soon as the "arrow" was formed, the new object flew across the entire sky in a second and was gone out of sight. Like, it must have moved 100x the speed of sound.

This is particularly bizarre because I still don't believe in UFO's or aliens, but all six of us saw it; we hadn't had a single thing to drink and no one had done any drugs. We were all totally stunned and to this day, I have no explanation.

If only it had happened a few years later, we could have recorded it on video at least, but no such luck...

The mothership is coming for us :thumbsup

lockept93 11-15-2020 01:37 AM

Tbh i never thought i would start adult buisness. It just comes with the fact that pics and videos with hot woman are getting easier followers and likes. It start with non nude model content instagram and end now in multiple porn websites and a big hardcore twitter network. Lol

celandina 11-15-2020 08:41 AM

Years ago casting a movie in LA, and LA being dead on weekends, I've decided to go to Vegas for the weekend. I was driving from LA to Vegas via 15... Hot summer close to 100 F. So NOT to overheat my rental, I kept to the speed limit. Passing a semi, I was little slower then the idiot behind me driving a fancy jeep and towing a power boat... He is flashing and honking like insane man. It took maybe a minute before I could get back to the slow lane. As he passed me he slowed down, his bimbo girlfriend rolled down her window and both started yelling obscenities at me. Beside the standard fuck you etc...he also pulled a pistol and yelled something to the effect " I will send you to hell with this". Well he did NOT and sped away.

This was ONLY a few miles before town of Baker, not wanted a further confrontation I pulled into town and bought a towns famous BunBoy burger, consumed it and went on my way. I figured this idiot with the boat will be long gone. As I am leaving I hear a fire engine. It passed me and went the same direction as i was heading. This was right next to a road sign:" Turn of your AC to avoid overheating" . This being a warning since from Baker it is 5 mile long climb. So I did....

Coming close to the summit, I see flames maybe ten feet high and the fire truck getting ready to douse it. On fire was the fancy jeep and the fancy power boat. By the time I slowed down next to it, there was very little to salvage. The idiot and his bimbo girlfriend stood close by. He in shock, she in tears.... So, I coasted almost to stop and yelled at them:

" I hope hell is now waiting for you" or something to the effect ( plus some std fuck you and your bimbo) and drove off, satisfied that God works in mysterious ways.

CaptainHowdy 11-15-2020 08:48 AM

Life itself.

jscott 11-15-2020 08:55 AM

When i was in highschool, we had a kegger party at my house. I went to backyard and pissing in the middle of yard, looking at the sky, staring at 1 particular star.

... staring , staring, then it took off, like a shooting star/comet. The exact one i was looking at.

Unbelievable

baddog 11-15-2020 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22772999)
And there goes my Pepsi all over my keyboard... That was seriously funny.

Mr. Health drinks Pepsi?

CaptainHowdy 11-15-2020 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Relic (Post 22773046)

I'm striving to be a stranger to my very own self . . .

Rochard 11-15-2020 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22773253)
Years ago casting a movie in LA, and LA being dead on weekends, I've decided to go to Vegas for the weekend. I was driving from LA to Vegas via 15... Hot summer close to 100 F. So NOT to overheat my rental, I kept to the speed limit. Passing a semi, I was little slower then the idiot behind me driving a fancy jeep and towing a power boat... He is flashing and honking like insane man. It took maybe a minute before I could get back to the slow lane. As he passed me he slowed down, his bimbo girlfriend rolled down her window and both started yelling obscenities at me. Beside the standard fuck you etc...he also pulled a pistol and yelled something to the effect " I will send you to hell with this". Well he did NOT and sped away.

This was ONLY a few miles before town of Baker, not wanted a further confrontation I pulled into town and bought a towns famous BunBoy burger, consumed it and went on my way. I figured this idiot with the boat will be long gone. As I am leaving I hear a fire engine. It passed me and went the same direction as i was heading. This was right next to a road sign:" Turn of your AC to avoid overheating" . This being a warning since from Baker it is 5 mile long climb. So I did....

Coming close to the summit, I see flames maybe ten feet high and the fire truck getting ready to douse it. On fire was the fancy jeep and the fancy power boat. By the time I slowed down next to it, there was very little to salvage. The idiot and his bimbo girlfriend stood close by. He in shock, she in tears.... So, I coasted almost to stop and yelled at them:

" I hope hell is now waiting for you" or something to the effect ( plus some std fuck you and your bimbo) and drove off, satisfied that God works in mysterious ways.

I have a smilar story.... We went one of my kid's sporting events at a high school outside of the area. When it was over everyone tried to leave at once. The local streets were gridlocked. One large lifted pick up truck decided he didn't have to wait so he just tore off through a field. The truck was distinctive and had our local town sticker on the back.

Sure enough when we pulled into town on the side of the freeway we saw fire trucks and police cars... You guessed it. He went off the road and flipped over.

escorpio 11-15-2020 06:58 PM

In my late teens and early twenties I had a friend named Matt. We drifted apart after he went through a rough tragedy and started using heroin. I hadn't spoken to him in about three or four years when one night I had a dream about him. It was one of those intensely real dreams where you wake up surprised you were dreaming. I mentioned this to my girlfriend, telling her about the vivid dream and about Matt, who she didn't know. I never talk about my dreams or even remember them. We get home that evening, hit play on the answering machine and..."Hey Eric! It's Matt!"
My head damn near exploded.

escorpio 11-15-2020 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22773253)
Years ago casting a movie in LA, and LA being dead on weekends, I've decided to go to Vegas for the weekend. I was driving from LA to Vegas via 15... Hot summer close to 100 F. So NOT to overheat my rental, I kept to the speed limit. Passing a semi, I was little slower then the idiot behind me driving a fancy jeep and towing a power boat... He is flashing and honking like insane man. It took maybe a minute before I could get back to the slow lane. As he passed me he slowed down, his bimbo girlfriend rolled down her window and both started yelling obscenities at me. Beside the standard fuck you etc...he also pulled a pistol and yelled something to the effect " I will send you to hell with this". Well he did NOT and sped away.

This was ONLY a few miles before town of Baker, not wanted a further confrontation I pulled into town and bought a towns famous BunBoy burger, consumed it and went on my way. I figured this idiot with the boat will be long gone. As I am leaving I hear a fire engine. It passed me and went the same direction as i was heading. This was right next to a road sign:" Turn of your AC to avoid overheating" . This being a warning since from Baker it is 5 mile long climb. So I did....

Coming close to the summit, I see flames maybe ten feet high and the fire truck getting ready to douse it. On fire was the fancy jeep and the fancy power boat. By the time I slowed down next to it, there was very little to salvage. The idiot and his bimbo girlfriend stood close by. He in shock, she in tears.... So, I coasted almost to stop and yelled at them:

" I hope hell is now waiting for you" or something to the effect ( plus some std fuck you and your bimbo) and drove off, satisfied that God works in mysterious ways.

haha
The Lord rained fire upon him!

Diomed 11-15-2020 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22773002)
About twenty-five years ago near Stockton, California, I was driving on a rural freeway in the middle of no where. Two lanes in each direction. I was following a mini van driving about 70 mph when suddenly the mini van had a blow out and served left - across the median. A Msutang in the other direction had to avoid the mini van so they crossed the median coming right at me. I had to avoid him so I served into the median, but didn't cross.

The mini van hit a dump truck, head on, flipped, and caught fire. Me and two other guys pulled out two teenagers through the rear window. Two others burned to death in front of us.

How is this unexplainable?

Learn to read, the question was put to you properly.

Don't answer..

JesseQuinn 11-15-2020 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Relic (Post 22773046)
...

know by learning I can get behind

I guess the weirdest thing that happened to me that I can recall was running into an old not bf but friends with benefits friend I had in normal high school before I fled to alternative, some 30 years ago back in ca

small fishing village in Belize where I was living, he was there for a bachelor's week before his friend got married. was cool to catch up

and yes he hated that school as much as I did


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