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MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-10-2021 08:56 AM

Maybe some of you creative thinkers can help me
 
So I have a farm, and I breed dairy goats. I'm starting next week to make goat milk soap, lotion, body butter, and various other things.

I want to make a soap specifically for men and I need a catchy name for it. I may want to focus on bearded men? Make something for the beard that will keep it soft, shiny etc.

What's a name that men would be attracted to? Something super catchy...maybe even a play on "dirty". Dirty boy soap - who knows.

If you feel like helping me come up with the whole name that would be awesome too. The only thing I came up with was "City Girl Soap" but it's already someone's brand after that I had nada.

I thought of that name because city people like to spend money on specialty products. If I can sell my bar for 8.00 to city people, that would be great.

I really have no creative ideas on this right now, but have all my products ready to make and sell.

Thanks for your help if you offer any suggestions. Much appreciated. :winkwink:

Ferus 04-10-2021 09:25 AM

Fellow farmer :)
original hipster soap / original hipster non-soap (because hipsters smell)

Freedom6995 04-10-2021 09:54 AM

Real Goat Milk Soap

Ferus 04-10-2021 09:57 AM

or simply "G.O.A.T soap" (greatest of all time)

J. Falcon 04-10-2021 10:02 AM

What's the name of your farm? Location?

Such info might help develop a good name.

CaptainHowdy 04-10-2021 10:07 AM

The Slippery Goat (The Farmer's Frustration).

Tasty1 04-10-2021 10:14 AM

Farmersīs Eco Soap

sarettah 04-10-2021 10:27 AM

Goatse Soapse - Cleans all those hard to reach spaces.

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MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-10-2021 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22844186)
or simply "G.O.A.T soap" (greatest of all time)

I actually LOVE this. What a great play on the word goat! Why didn't I think of that?

I looked up the domain "thegoatsoap.com" of course taken....what other domain might be catchy? gottabegoat.com is available...but eh.

So from G.O. A. T Milk Soap, I can have all different plays on the productd - of course, all being G.O.A.T.! =) Genius Ferus.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-10-2021 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22844187)
What's the name of your farm? Location?

Such info might help develop a good name.

Just Kiddin' Around Farm. I am located in the great state of New Jersey. =)

CurrentlySober 04-10-2021 12:44 PM

Having never used soap, i cunt a4d2 offer an opinion... :(

blackmonsters 04-10-2021 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22844205)
Goatse Soapse - Cleans all those hard to reach spaces.

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OMG! FuCk No!!!!


:1orglaugh

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-10-2021 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22844252)
Having never used soap, i cunt a4d2 offer an opinion... :(

Then I'm going to have to send you some, for free.

I found this for you!

https://i.etsystatic.com/8357582/r/i...01012_n2v0.jpg

The Porn Nerd 04-10-2021 12:58 PM

Goat Head's Soap (but be prepared for a letter from the Rolling Stones).

Pan Man Soap (play on both "pan"-demic and the goat god Pan of Greek mythology).

Use any of these and I want 2% royalties for life. :)

PS: I like G.O.A.T. Soap the best but may be taken. I would check!

Ka1N 04-10-2021 01:49 PM

goatysoap

CurrentlySober 04-10-2021 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22844257)
Then I'm going to have to send you some, for free.

I found this for you!

https://i.etsystatic.com/8357582/r/i...01012_n2v0.jpg

Nice thought, but tbh, I prefer smearing the real thing on myself... X

mikeet 04-10-2021 02:13 PM

Got it!
GoMan Soap - soap for bearded bros!!!

Pink24 04-10-2021 03:03 PM

GOATee Soap
Goat Milk Beard Soup. Not just for Goatsy's

Zuzana Designs 04-10-2021 03:44 PM

BearNaked GOAT Soap

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-10-2021 06:35 PM

You are all very creative.....I am loving the ideas!

Mr Pheer 04-10-2021 07:27 PM

I like the way Dr Squatch does thier marketing.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfb...gxZRjcA/videos

Btw, pilgrimsoaps.com is available. Someone let it expire but they are still doing a 301 refresh from pilgrimsoap.com to it.

baddog 04-10-2021 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22844205)
Goatse Soapse - Cleans all those hard to reach spaces.

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Someone just came up and asked if I was okay because of my laughing behind the mask

Applebite Media 04-11-2021 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pink24 (Post 22844293)
GOATee Soap
Goat Milk Beard Soup. Not just for Goatsy's

I like this one :thumbsup

TaiGhost 04-11-2021 05:58 AM

GoatZoap. Coupled with The Greatest Of All Time. Could be catchy.

Tasty1 04-11-2021 08:55 AM

Behheheheee Soap

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-11-2021 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22844384)
I like the way Dr Squatch does thier marketing.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfb...gxZRjcA/videos

Btw, pilgrimsoaps.com is available. Someone let it expire but they are still doing a 301 refresh from pilgrimsoap.com to it.

I spent entirely too long watching him. Very entertaining!

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-11-2021 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 22844307)
BearNaked GOAT Soap

Seems to be quite a few of them with the same name. :Oh crap

Zuzana Designs 04-11-2021 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22844540)
Seems to be quite a few of them with the same name. :Oh crap

Booooooo

Pink24 04-11-2021 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 22844587)
Booooooo

Beahhhhh

Mr Pheer 04-11-2021 03:33 PM

eatmysoap.com is for sale!
The domain you are researching is available for registration.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-11-2021 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22844637)
eatmysoap.com is for sale!
The domain you are researching is available for registration.

My luck someone will actually eat it because my domain said to lol.

What about

allgoatsoap.com (seems I can encompass everything with this one)
luxegoatsoap.com (everyone loves luxury right?)
thedirtykid.com (I dunno)
milkynaturals.com (eh)
themilkysoap.com (eh)
mygoatsoap.com (like this one I think, super easy to remember)

Thanks for playing you guys! I love your mainstream minds.

slapass 04-11-2021 07:49 PM

The word goat and soap seems a horrible blend to me. Cheese and soap? Ok, is there even a market for this product?

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-11-2021 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 22844717)
The word goat and soap seems a horrible blend to me. Cheese and soap? Ok, is there even a market for this product?

Perhaps milk soap is a better thought for you? =)

The milk is very good for your skin because of the vitb6, lactic acid, and biotin. Just replacing the water content with milk. Any milk would do, but since I'm milking goats every day, might as well be goat's milk. =)

I'm not sure how I can market it to men yet and I don't want that to get lost. I know I can for women, teens (girls), and babies.

I purchased the domain mygoatsoap.com simple and easy.

Axzar 04-13-2021 10:41 AM

William Goat Soap

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-13-2021 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22844384)
I like the way Dr Squatch does thier marketing.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfb...gxZRjcA/videos

Btw, pilgrimsoaps.com is available. Someone let it expire but they are still doing a 301 refresh from pilgrimsoap.com to it.

The more I look at this guy's products the more I am impressed with him and man, you are not kidding, his marketing is pretty amazing.

Thank you for that find Mr. Pheer. Invaluable to me.

phman79 04-14-2021 09:53 AM

Man Milk

Tasty1 04-14-2021 10:26 AM

Goat FCKR Gel

BaldBastard 04-14-2021 02:45 PM

Just mix some exfoliating crushed hemp seeds in it and call it anything weed related ..soap.

Pink24 04-14-2021 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22845963)
Just mix some exfoliating crushed hemp seeds in it and call it anything weed related ..soap.

Highland Goat Soap.

Diomed 04-14-2021 11:41 PM

Simple Goat Soap.

dcortez 04-15-2021 01:29 PM

Alpha Goat Soap

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-15-2021 08:39 PM

Thank you all for your suggestions!

Adult-biz 04-16-2021 04:41 PM

Shaggy Soap
Bushy Soap
Fuzzy Soap

The .com's are available for all of the above. :)


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