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Pink24 05-14-2021 12:34 PM

My daughter Just Cut My Cheque in Half!
 
Has this happened to anyone else before. I know it's time to stop accepting check's now.

Do you think it will still cash?

https://curiousgirls.net/chq.jpg

RyuLion 05-14-2021 01:04 PM

Take it to your bank and tell them what happened. To not damage it anymore.

Google: is a check still good if it ripped?

CurrentlySober 05-14-2021 01:15 PM

Stick it back together with some sticky tape, wipe a bit of poo over the join (so they dont wanna look too closely at it) and hand it into the bank.

If they dont wanna take it, kick up a huge fuss and shout about your 'human rights' n stuff and go to the papers...

Simples

CaptainHowdy 05-14-2021 03:10 PM

A 400 bucks course on not leaving checks around children . . .

hdbuilder 05-14-2021 04:15 PM

Some banks may be able to help you cash a ripped check. To others, a damaged check is worthless. If the check is torn, it's vital to ensure that all the information on the check is still clear. If your check gets torn accidentally, never try to glue or tape it back.

As long as the numbers/signature are fine, it's not usually an issue. There's a story of a guy who used welding tools to make a check on a 10 foot piece of sheet metal. The bank had to cash it as it was a valid negotiable instrument. Then they closed his account.

King Mark 05-14-2021 08:45 PM

:1orglaugh I've been there

The joys of parenting...

lockept93 05-14-2021 10:49 PM

1995 was calling, they want their checks back!

Ferus 05-15-2021 01:08 AM

reminds me of this

https://i.imgur.com/FcJ850N.jpg

SekobA 05-15-2021 05:05 AM

Ask for new one.You wont chash it, its a document

Colmike9 05-15-2021 07:57 AM

If you have a good bank, you should be able to just push the check together and do a deposit with your phone's camera.

shake 05-15-2021 08:47 AM

I used to get 80+ cheques a month when I was an active affiliate, sometimes they got ripped when my wife opened the envelops or tear those edges off. It was never a problem to tape them back together, as long as they can read the numbers, the bank would even do it for me if I missed one.

fuzebox 05-15-2021 10:16 AM

Wires bro.

mechanicvirus 05-15-2021 11:57 AM

Legally you can sue your daughter for wire fraud and actually get paid $800 now, it's not a bad profit.

CaptainHowdy 05-15-2021 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 22860708)
Legally you can sue your daughter for wire fraud and actually get paid $800 now, it's not a bad profit.

Kids don't do time (unfortunately) . ..

Rochard 05-15-2021 04:18 PM

Tape it back together and run it through the bank.

I had a ripped twenty dollar bill last week and that's what I did.

dillonaire 05-17-2021 04:39 PM

Mobile Deposit

KrisKross 05-18-2021 07:34 AM

Just ask Chaturbate to reissue a new cheque. They'll probably re-add the amount to your current balance and pay it out on your next cheque. That's what they did for me.

CurrentlySober 05-18-2021 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colmike9 (Post 22860653)
If you have a good bank, you should be able to just push the check together and do a deposit with your phone's camera.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dillonaire (Post 22861552)
Mobile Deposit

Problem for him though, is it's a dollar cheque and he's in the UK. That means you need to pay them in, at the branch so they can 'negotiate' a payment that will arrive in a weeks to a months time. UK Pound cheque though would be fine...

WiredGuy 05-18-2021 12:48 PM

I've ripped checks while opening the envelopes before, tape it back up as best as you can and it should be ok.
WG

NatalieK 05-23-2021 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22860419)
A 400 bucks course on not leaving checks around children . . .

I was thinking similar, why would any child able to use scissors decide to cut a piece of paper that doesnīt belong to them? Personally knew not to cut things that didnīt belong to me from earlier than I can remember :helpme

Quote:

Originally Posted by SekobA (Post 22860615)
Ask for new one.You wont chash it, its a document

correct...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colmike9 (Post 22860653)
If you have a good bank, you should be able to just push the check together and do a deposit with your phone's camera.

if correct, they need the physical cheque and this is sent to the accounts bank where it is represented


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