best way to stuff my pants, so looks like I have a big dick?
 

best way to stuff my pants, so looks like I have a big dick? Is there a product for that?

Women don't like me. I think it is because they can't even see a bulge. Just a mushroom tip that doesn't even create a contour in my jeans.

I like to masturbate and wear tight fitting pants without underware. That usually does the trick.

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One word my little peepee friend: codpiece.

Thank me later.

Grow a belly big and flabby enough to tuck a chunk of it below your belt . . . or wear a blackface.

There's also balldo but nevermind . . .

https://i.imgur.com/8cdU88O.jpg

Just poo in them, push it round to the front and mould it into shape...
Above is one I did earlier...

Just get the operation because false advertising gets you nowhere.

the only thing to stuff in your panties..



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Might be the first time I agreed with you.

I don't know. Look at Bill Gates. He was asking out chicks at Microsoft and his Foundation. From what we know, it wasn't working.

it sounds like he likes them young :helpme

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A rolled-up copy of a jizz mag with only some of the pages stuck together?

Hell man.... Who has this big dick?

Yo mama!

* Apologies, blackmonsters. :P

https://i.imgur.com/lsEXSrR.gif

its a poo :thumbsup

That would require one hell o a manspread so cock balls didnt stick to legs.

Lots of good ideas here.

I put French sausages in my pants to lure shy girls ... :stoned

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/hhkAA...kl/s-l1600.jpg

The name of the product is packer and there are lots of good ones. You are welcome.

If it looks bigger that doesn't make it bigger

buy a Ferrari :)

Are you somewhat related to fatfoo ? ?

You are going about it all wrong in the times we live in. Tell everyone you're a transgendered athlete and that's one giant clitoris.