Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
 

Well, we know that you have. The question should be, were you successful?

Never tried and I never understood the appeal of it.

I have a client who can do it, he's super thin and very flexible and has a pretty big dick which prob makes it easier

on the rare occasion he does it, I think he does cuz he knows it makes me laugh, it's not a part of his sex life (I've asked)

but quite impressive I must say

If I could, I would be too busy to type here

Gonna go try right now brb...

Lmfao.

Classic

Why would I even try?

That would be like trying to walk from New York to LA. No way I'm ever getting there. LOL

You don't understand the appeal of it? Do you jack off?

This topic, i think of one person, Marilyn Manson (and having rib removed so can achieve this) lol

Not the same. You gotta touch your dick to wash it, to pee, etc.

I don't think many straight men ever had a thought of putting anybodie's dick, even their own, in their mouth.

Imo of course.

Ive been present in the room when Ron Jeremy did it. :2 cents:

Those proud moments in life, good for you.


:1orglaugh

Can't imagine the pleasure out of it

Actually, I prefer to outsource this necessary activity to a poor girl in need of cash ... :stoned

I know. Its the kinda thing that you tell your children and grandchildren. A family tradition that gets recounted in great detail once a year or so while you are all having a meal together :thumbsup

Damn....stomach too big

Haha exactly!

When I was younger, I could just get the head in my mouth. I needed just one more inch!

And that's what she said. Badda Boom!

sadly tried in my teens and thankfully I failed hard :)

Don't ever admit that again.

Because your dick is that small or your torso is that long?

Inquiring minds might want to know if you're fuckable.

My bet always is that any girl that I met can do it much that I would do it (if I actually could do it) . . .

I'm going to postulate that every male has tried it. Men think about their cocks every 15 seconds until the day they die. There are just some things some men will never admit to. Like the one about measuring the length of their cock. All of us know that to the millimeter. "I've never measured it!" How many women have heard that? LOL How many men have stuck their dicks into a vacuum cleaner hose? The list goes on and on. Might as well own it. It's a magnificent appendage.

https://thumb-p1.xhcdn.com/a/pUPwhQq...22/021_450.jpg

It doesn't turn me on that much ... :(

I measured mine. All that other shit, can't relate. I love my penis, not risking it's life in a vacuum cleaner.

This has turned into quite the Penthouse letter.

I’ve never see so many cocksuckers in one thread
Lol

No, but only because I know there's not a fucking chance I could do it.

Lol i’d slip a disc