I keep having crows following me
 

Hanging out in my yard. Looking in my windows. What does that mean?

Well, try this.

Give them food, and treats.

Then watch for gifts.

Crows are incredibly smart, smarter than most on this board... if you give gifts they will reciprocate ( you'll want to watch for foil, or metals, pop tabs, etc or other 'humanly' items suddenly appearing, they'll attempt to leave them for you in return. )

only time i have seen that behaviour is they knew a crow was in the house

i cunt a4da crow 2 hav it follow me... :(

Leave your house and burn it down immediately!

I have seen enough movies to know this is solid advice.

The end is nigh !!!

I don't know what is going on either.
Three days ago I'm in my 6th floor office sitting at the desk and a bird of some sort crashed in to the window. The windows are 5' X 3' and they do not open.

A murder is following you.

Good luck is coming

Treat them nice and don't piss them off. They will reward good behavior.

Those are "Jim Crows" that are trying to intimidate you from promoting interracial porn.

:2 cents:

That you are nuts and they like nuts

:1orglaugh well done

How cool is that......:thumbsup

https://i.imgur.com/JDermKg.png

Actual Photo Of OP... :2 cents:

Maybe they are seeking refuge. Help them. Last year a family of "Kites", think falcons/eagles moved into our neighborhood. Crows and pigeons disappeared. They are on the menu for kites/falcons/eagles.

All that I could find on the internet is that they are pretty difficult to deal with:

Im also having this issue.

Here is a message just for you. =) Just listen

After watching this I think I need to watch The Crow with different eyes on :2 cents:

So inspirational.

"The Birds" from A. Hitchcock in 1963

kill them or they will kill you.

Perhaps you have forgotten to take your VR headset off?

Animals go where food is and you must have something in or around your house that they like or maybe even dislike. Crows are quite intelligent compared to other birds. Do you also have an owl hanging around? They hate each other.

Just pick up a rock or a stick and they'll all split pronto.

I had this happen once too. He’d fly down, land on my shoulder. One day he starts pecking me in the head. I had to wear my lacrosse helmet during bbq’s

Just wasted a minute of my time watching this crap. Why oh why...
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Yuck. Adam Duritz is so skanky.
I'd call the cops & get a restraining order.

It means you have been elected Odin, in what must be a real disappointment for the rest of the Norse gods.

Just be glad they're not pigeons.

Put your helmet on they are probably nesting and will dive bomb you.

What's worse, I wasted about 18 mins of mine watching the full VR experience... :(

they figure covids are smarter than monkeys. I've had lots of interaction with ravens