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lezinterracial

08-28-2021 11:04 AM

if somebody on the radio tells you to cut of your penis

Change the channel for goodness sakes.

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Law enforcement officers encountered a bizarre incident Wednesday morning as a Cookeville man led them on a two county pursuit from Dowelltown to Lebanon on Highway 70.

What they learned was that the man, 39 year old Tyson Gilbert had severed his own penis and tossed it out the car window somewhere along the route either before or during the chase. Gilbert said he heard voices on his car radio telling him to commit the act in order to save the world.

COOKEVILLE MAN CUTS OFF PENIS WHILE BEING CHASED BY POLICE | Crossville News First

CurrentlySober

08-28-2021 11:34 AM

Id have difficulty locating my penis, under my massive belly fat rolls...

hamiltonsteele

08-28-2021 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22906392)

Id have difficulty locating my penis, under my massive belly fat rolls...

U cn't a4d a penis

CurrentlySober

08-28-2021 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele (Post 22906407)

U cn't a4d a penis

Nor a radio, upon which to hear the instruction... :(

ruff	08-28-2021 03:10 PM

I wondered who the fuck saved the world. So it was this idiot? Tell him thanks from the rest of us.

sarettah

08-28-2021 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22906489)

Nor a radio, upon which to hear the instruction... :(

I really don't think he needed a radio either.

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Jazzix

08-28-2021 03:26 PM

Do it because someone on the radio said.. simple. It's not rocket science.

CaptainHowdy

08-28-2021 04:11 PM

I'll just wait for an angry lover to snatch it out off me . . .

cryptoporn

08-28-2021 04:29 PM

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lock	08-29-2021 12:46 AM

AM or FM.

J. Falcon

08-29-2021 09:50 AM

What if the radio host tells you to take horse medicine for Covid?

zijlstravideo

08-29-2021 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22906494)

I really don't think he needed a radio either.

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That's why I always wear a tin foil hat when I'm drinking and driving. Safety first! :pimp

mofojoe

08-29-2021 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22906711)

What if the radio host tells you to take horse medicine for Covid?

Let them do it, it's called natural selection. Guy called Darwin wrote a book about it.

CaptainHowdy

08-29-2021 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mofojoe (Post 22906850)

Let them do it, it's called natural selection. Guy called Darwin wrote a book about it.

According to Darwin's theory the stupidest can thrive over the smartest as well . . .

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