I literally got my shit together today! (Attention CurrentlySober)
 

I just had a new KOHLER Cimarron toilet installed to replace a 50+ year old relic.
Plus I added a non-electric bidet (Brondell) seat to it.

I'm dying to take a shit now.

:1orglaugh

It all looks really good and the flush is way better and smaller tank that refills fast for a second flush.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Please post pics ASAP...




Of your shit that is, not the toilet :thumbsup

You know you could have just PM'd CS about this instead of sharing it with the class.
(That's PM'd not BM'd.)

Very dissapoonted that the guy demonstrating it, didn't take a huge dump to really show it off... :(

PM = Private Message NOT Poo Message.

:helpme:helpme

That's the cheap model; I got the more expensive 360 Flush swirl model and it works
way better than cheap toilets.

http://mobileimages.lowes.com/produc....jpg?size=pdhi



:2 cents:

Knowing that its higher up than other toilets, have you tried taking a shit in it, standing up?

*Just one leg either side of the toilet and simply 'let rip'...




*Removal of pants, is indeed, optional...

After seeing your dishrag i can only imagine how disgusting your toilet must’ve been 😂

Yes but for Manchester that's considered clean. :1orglaugh

24 hours later, I am very pleased!

The toilet is well worth the price, which isn't that high anyway.

My first time using a bidet and I'm convinced it's a must have now.
My model is cheap; but it does the job. The more expensive ones are super nice but you need electricity outlet.

:)

Hmmmm, thinking of ordering one.

:)

But still keeping your poo pics to yourself, for your private collection... :(

NOT COOL ! :mad: Share them with us here, so we can ALL enjoy your new toilet...

Remember... Sharing IS Caring :2 cents:

Pics are against the rules.

It's like taunting; because my shit is so healthy.

:2 cents:

Because I looked that toilet up yesterday every single fucking ad in my browser is a fucking toilet damn you.

tmi dogg tmi....

If you don't have the bidet then you deserve those commercials.
I'm through with toilet paper, I just use it to blow my nose now.

No more reaching and wiping and "inspecting" the paper.
My ass is clean and I know it.

:1orglaugh

You are depriving yourself of one of lifes, few FREE pleasures.... :2 cents:

Do you still sniff it though?