What would you do if you could travel back in time?
 

I thought about traveling back in time and killing Charles Darwin's grandparents before they
could procreate but the idea of play wack-a-mole with bad guys isn't really appealing to
me. Who knows, I might accidentally create someone far worse too.

So I figure I'll just go back and marry Anna Held (actress born 1872). I would take her to
the United States so we could become settlers and probably have a dozen children.

What would I do?

I'd do a poo... :2 cents:

Buy bitcoin buy lots of bitcoin.

I'd create bitcoin. And then I wouldn't tell anyone about it, so I could mine it all myself. I'd be rich.

now is the best moment to live. every moment is the best moment for life.

I'd travel to the future, again. :)

Start a tube site in 1999. :pimp

Undo christianity . . .

BOOM! Amen to this!
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You are not speaking to a girl, man . . .

I would go back about 2021 years and fuck a prostitute named Maria. Without condom.
Just keep it simple, no business like adult business.

Ok, wait wait wait a second here. I just want to make sure I understand what you're implying here:

Out of all of history, and of all the vile, evil and demented people, you think that Charles Darwin is the worst one of all? The Charles Darwin that was basically a curious man who loved all the wide variety of life across the world that he devoted his days to discovering and cataloguing all kinds of new species. Whose curiosity enabled him to figure out how life in all its spender, had come to be on the Earth and propose a revolutionary theory of natural selection?

That's the guy that pops into your mind when you think about how you would change anything in history? You'd eliminate Charles Darwin as the top of your list?

I would try to fuck Marilyn Monroe... :stoned

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No Darwin = No Hitler, No Ishii, No Lincecum, No Davenport, No Jordan, No Ochsner, No Bill Gates, etc


Plus Darwin was also a huge racist: https://wng.org/roundups/darwins-racism-1617223432

Charles Darwin isn't even the most racist historical figure born on 12 Feb 1809.

And unlike the Founding Fathers, who raped and yanked the teeth from their slaves, Darwin opposed slavery, and his friend and tutor at Edinburgh University was a freed black slave, John Edmonstone.

"Charles Darwin, through his theory and beliefs, challenged the notion that white people were superior to black people. This belief of his also influenced his research into the theory of evolution. The beliefs are believed to have been made solid by his extended family, the Wedgwoods, who strongly opposed slavery."

As for Hitler, it's well-known that Nazi eugenics, race laws and expansionism were heavily influenced and inspired by the US. In fact US racial law was so racist sometimes even the Nazis were too revolted by it to copy it.

Yup, it's like I said, killing the bad guys of history is like playing whack-a-mole.

So I'm just going back to the mid to late Victorian era and become a settler.
Horses, cows, and living without electricity or plumbing make me happy.

I'll be even happier living around people that also never heard of the Internet,
telephones, etc.

would have done the interview or allowed the write up for a few of the British newspapers back in 2008 when asked...

i was a real jerk cheating my gf back in the days...i still love her to bad she's married now

I'd buy yessignals.com and retire to Fiji the rest of my life.

start all the big social media sites!! LOL

I'd go back to 2001 and tell that person that told me to start porn to fuck off :1orglaugh


jking because I've been to some fun places over the years.

I'd go back to 1969 and fuck the Collinson Twins
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god that would be just fucking stupid :Oh crap like the cards trading colais campbell

Don't remember asking you if it would be OK if I did something :helpme:error

Get into contact with Satoshi Nakamoto and find more info on him, enough info to have a team of PI's to locate him before he disappeared.

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still stupid.. pussy you dumb mofo??? damn

but 2 other people said they would fuck chicks too.. Why just call me out for that shit. It's mad stupid.


I just have nothing I would want to go back and change. I hate my ex wife but without her I wouldn't have a kid. With all the fuckups I went through made me who I am today so yeah I would go back and fuck twins

very nice question , i would love to meet my family who is already rest in peace .

Lottery =D

I'd go back to the day of the Google IPO and bought like crazy when it was $60 per share.

Hey, if I could, I would go back and fuck these five women (either seperately, in any combination, or in a five woman orgy that would absolutely kill me dead):

1. Raquel Welch
2. Marilyn Monroe
3. Jane Fonda
4. Farrah Fawcett
5. Alice from The Brady Bunch (why not)

:pimp

What would I do if I could travel back in time?

Not click into this nonsense you just posted.

:2 cents:

Can I just do this once?

Or can I time travel several times, traveling further back in time with each trip? If that's the case, there's a shitload of people about to stop existing.

To roam the motherland with the mandingo

Hard to say - I mean if I stayed the same age it would be kinda stupid to go back to people you met or fucked back when you were 30 or younger since that would be awkward - even travelling back to distant time and not knowing the language you couldn't find your way around and would be a peasant.

I don't wouldn't know the rules. So ya if we stayed the same age then likely go back and invest (thought not sure where you'd get the money since you'd likely have to make it to invest it and your past self likely wouldn't believe you). So you go back - find a way to make a couple of thousand then invest it with money from that time period - then you're set. Probably find a broker you'd convince of your knowledge - get them to trust you then invest that way.

If I could do a "sliders" thing then definitely I'd visit some old flames and enjoy myself again with them - maybe check out who build the pyramids and then visit Jesus if he was real or not and see what really happened.

Either way - the only likely hood of actually making money now would be to travel back and take something with you into the future OR bury it in a location only you can find then you'd have a mint original version of Van Gogh or gold from Egypt

if she would see me I'd love to talk with Nanny of the Maroons

for real what would you do?even though i would not be the direct enjoyer like that's a word! :1orglaugh:helpme:error i would start green energy. they would be saying im the devil and shit. i think it would be worth it. im feeding the local birds because the drought killed back a lot of insects.

I would give the young Hitler a good job.

I would give the man who killed Hitler a good blow job.

hitler killed like other man on earth! funny the middle eastern wars never anyone cared! over 100 years of killing them yet they were not victims! hint: the3y were not killed by their own!!!!!!

Not smoke. period

And replace it with what? Karl Marx said that religion was the opium of the people and a people without drugs or alcohol becomes dangerous for its leaders... :stoned

I'm not sure if you know what happened in this time. You can compare civil deaths in 2ww with the whole eastern problem.
But additional to that the Nazis murdered millions of humans with system.

Wars and deaths should not be compared anyway - all are horrorble, but saying Hitler was just one of many is wrong.

this is retarded, but I'd have the balls to ask women in my high school if i could smell their feet that i though were pretty. also apple, amazon and tesla stock when they went public.

If you could travel in time... you bet for pussy in need moment