My biggest regret in life
 

I never got to shake the hands of Owen Hart or the Ultimate Warrior.

Mine is that I didn't have more children. The ones I have, give me great pleasure.

Too many to name and rank.

Don't worry, you're young; there will be bigger regrets.

There's always time for more...just have to get a young gal willing to have sex with someone who shits themselves on the regs.

Kids are pretty awesome though. I got one 13-year-old left and two are grown and out. Do you have grands yet? The fun begins all over again.

I also wish I still had all my Transformers.

Mine is to have a high IQ! It's frustrating to live in the middle of a flock of sheep... :stoned

Yeah they are great when they kick your windshield out of your car :1orglaugh

Or like 1 of mine... everytime the FBI shows up here I'm like WTF did he do now? I swear he's just like me.

:1orglaugh dude....the FBI? More than once? That's bad!

Did your parents wish that on you? Mine begged me to have 5 just like me as punishment! :Oh crap

I think my kids are afraid that if they kicked my windshield out I might still be fast enough to kick their teeth out.

I can reach their face once.

Intelligent kid gets bored... gets creative... chaos ensues.

Same kid that had his Associate's degree before graduating high school.

I've opened my door and had FBI, UNLV police, and Las Vegas Metro all standing there asking to speak to him. All at once. Not that he was in trouble, they just wanted to know how he did something.