Reporting in from COVID booster shot clinic...
 

3rd dose received. Would have been better off getting COVID....
Have to wait 15 mins before I can go... Wonder if they will still make me wait after I've shit myself?
Only one way to find out! Wish me luck !

you feeling shitty :)

Do they actually monitor how long you stay there?

Well that backfired spectacularly! Instead of the 'Dirty Bastard, get the fuck out' reaction I expected, as I loudly and proudly filled my pants with smelly, fresh runny shit, accompanied by a loud 'Oh Yeahhh!!!' (to ensure EVERYBODY noticed) instead they thought it was a reaction to the Covid vaccine, and as such, they couldn't have been more sympathetic and understanding... :(

Unfortunately though, this lead to me being taken to a side room, where they cleaned me up, and made me stay for a further two fucking hours for 'Further Observation'... I've only just got fucking home!




Yep, but it's more of an 'honour system' than anything else. You get a card with the time 15 mins after the jab printed on it - So if you wee jabbed at 2.01 your card would say 2.16 on it. Then you are supposed to show your card to the guy on the door when you leave.

However, if you you just said fuck it, I'm off straight away or didn't want to show your card etc, then no one's gonna tackle you to the ground or come after you :thumbsup

After my 3rd Phizer dose, I walked straight out the hospital (no wait) and made a wrong turn in a neighborhood I was not familiar with. I spent the next 15 minutes wandering in the blazing sun, nothing but teens on skareboards and bum everywhere. I thought to myself "if something happens to me now, I am so fucked." It took a while but I eventually found the car where my father on law was parked.