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Because obese women need love too. :1orglaugh

not sure where the joke is, but it´s just not funny?!? :2 cents:

Background story about why I posted this.

Last weekend I did a standup routine and was politely asked to leave the stage because of
a racist joke. It was an Italian joke and being an Italian I figured it was safe to insult myself.

Well it's official, the world has gone full moronic and I've been wanting to make that joke for
a long time.

So as lame as it was, this was my Christmas present to myself.

It's always fun when you have to explain the "joke".

Seems like a lot of that has to be done these days.

It's only funny if you hate obese women and want to torture them for being fat.
But still, it's not funny just hateful.

:2 cents:

What's more mind boggling is that you got kicked off a stage and still think you are right.

:helpme

Why do flies have wings?
To beat us Italians to the garbage.

Ya know in Italy my sister got a black eye.
She tried jogging and her boob hit her in the face.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Italy?
Because even God couldn't find a virgin in Italy.

You know why Italy is shaped like a boot?
Because no one can fit all that shit in a running shoe.

How do Italian women shave their legs?
They lay down in the grass and let someone mow them.

If Tarzan and Jane were Italians do you know what Cheetah would be?
The one with the least amount of body hair.

Why do young Italian men grow mustaches?
So they can be just like their mothers.

The new Italian navy now only has glass bottom boats.
So they can steer around the old Italian navy.

In Britain HMS means, Her Majesty's ship
In America USS means, United States Ship
In Italy AMB means, Atsa My Boata !

Italian Christmas is ONE Mary, ONE Baby Jesus and 32 Wise Guys.

Why prior to WW2 so many Italian men named Tony?
Because they could easily find which boat was going to America, To NY.

So not a REAL American. See that's FUNNY

All Italian are mobsters. Funny?

So you can't keep it up and you can't do standup. Hilarious!

You really are a loser.

And more importantly:

VA FENCULO!