Has anyone in human existence ever received a blowjob while..
 

Has anyone in human existence ever received a blowjob while performing an iron cross on gymnastics rings, and still manage to bust?


https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets...jpg?1525269729


I mean, that would be an instant lifetime achievement award, right?

Assuming they had a dick, of course.

In my twenties, thirties i would be able to hold my own weight for as long as i cared for I wouldn't even be able to hold myself up these days. 50 now.

I get tennis elbow just thinking about it.

i've never even received a normal blowjob...:(

cant find my dick under my belly anyway... :2 cents:

Have you considered an inversion table?

https://scheels.scene7.com/is/image/...hei=500&qlt=60

With me weighing well over 670lbs, I doubt you'll find one strong enough... :(

nor a girl thats willing... :(

No, but I saw this at the SF Armory at a kink.com party once.