A simple request. A payment platform that does not require my paypal/stripe to process. And...
 

For selling a pdf.

1- Does not require connection to my paypal/stripe to process. I could put my pp widget on my own site if I wanted pp involved in every little transaction.

2- Is free on a monthly/annual basis + reasonable transactions fees/%.

3- Pays out via paypal.

4- Has a non cutting edge platform that will work in last year's browsers. :upsidedow

Is this too much to fcking ask?

Lol yes, who are you again?

Who am I? I ask that sometimes too.

I'm some one who can't believe gumroad's redesign coud be THAT bad.