Anal sex and swallowing
 

Should be taught as a form of birth control.

Rember that if you were born with a vagina and despite identifying as a boy you still may get pregnant.

So tell your girlfriend to stick her penis in your anus or suck her off and swallow her sperm if you don't want to
have a baby.

Condoms, birth control pills, IUD and plan B might one day also become illegal because of the
Nazis-Christian-Trumptard-White-CIS-Gender-Heteronormative-Republicans that believe the
Handmaid's Tale is a guide to building a better Jesus heaven.

So learn how to use your poop hole or soup hole instead.

Your girlfriend's sperm is nutrition that's high in Zinc.

That's how my first ex-wife and I did it

Way-y-y-y TMI.

:helpme

Hey, it worked.

Blame the Republican for similar thinking but Democrats rolled over. Nazi Is a socialist party not just an insult to throw around. Wonder what people said before World wars to insult worse than .....

No female ever got pregnant from anal sex.

Anal is affordable and proven birth control that's been practiced for thousands of years. :thumbsup


Once upon a time before I became a pornstar I went out with a girl that only did anal.
She didn't want to get pregnant AND she wanted to remain a virgin until married.

The funny part was that she was full blooded Greek. So, talk about fitting the stereotype.

...you made my day...:)

I have had two past flings with chicks that thought anal didn't count as far as cheating.

It's not cheating if my boyfriend watches
It's not cheating if my boyfriends is getting fucked too
It's not cheating if I'm having anal
It's not cheating if the guy wears a condom
It's not cheating if the guy's dick is smaller
It's not cheating if he's getting fucked too
It's not cheating if it's lesbian sex
It's not cheating as long as I'm getting paid

Not exactly on the original topic, but I heard something that made me smile the other day...

Someone (Male) made the observation, that according to women, no woman has ever cheated on her guy ever. That they simply just fall in love with someone else, but forgot to tell their partner...

What was funny was that the 3 Guys who were in the room all rolled their eyes and laughed, but the two women said 'I don't get it?' :1orglaugh

Now i am tempted to ask my female greek friend does she do Greek :1orglaugh