Is shit supposed to float?
 

OK, seriously, I had never had floating shit until a couple months ago, and now ALL I get is floaters. One damn floater after another.

Does this mean my days are numbered or something? Should I see a lawyer and start figuring out my will?

I like to shit in the sea and watch it float away and small fish nibbling on it. One of the few pleasures in life I have left.

I think you should change your name to ItFloatsWhenIshit

:1orglaugh take pics?

LMFAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Thanks, I needed that laugh :thumbsup


J.

If I kept up my name with every new and funny medical problem I have, I would never hit 1000 posts

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I am crying now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah

hehe

small shit floats, big shit sinks

I'm not a Doctor, I just play one on GFY:

Floating stools is seen is a variety of different situations. Most are diet-related or caused by episodes of diarrhea that accompany an acute gastrointestinal infection. A change in dietary habits can lead to an increase in the amount of gas produced by bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract.

Similarly, acute gastrointestinal infections can result in increased gas content in the intestines due to rapid movement of food through the GI tract. One misconception is that floating stools are caused by an increase in the fat content of the stool. In fact, it is increased gas levels in the stool that make it less dense and allow it to float.

Another cause of floating stools is malabsorption. More than two weeks of diarrhea with floating stools is often seen in people suffering from malabsorption, a dysfunction in the GI tract that affects the body's ability to digest and absorb fat and other types of foods.

Increased levels of nutrients in the stool (which have not been absorbed by the GI tract) are supplied to the normal bacteria that live in the gut, which in turn produce more gas. This results in more gas-rich stool that floats.

my shit floats but not really good. it floats whenever it wants to float but not when it's supposed to float (after eating meat it usually floats). it doesn't say which insanibility you used after eating a hole of shiznit.

:BangBang: No you aint telling it good it floats whenever it want to float but not when it`s NOT supposed to float <- :winkwink:

man can't you see it's suspecious when someone shits on your float. it's like a huge disorder in place of a land

you can see, you just check when it float. it`s like piece of cake

I don't know what you heard about it. but it's a thing you can't realize but only do by thinking about it

Stop trying to float me and float me

I'm not into taking shit

so it burns when you pee and your shit floats?

you're one fucked up cookie.

you think its float what you doing now?

no but it might be shit

:1orglaugh

owh shit dude i have a float shit virus you floated me when you floated me into a shit float

Floating stools alone are not diagnostic of anything. Other symptoms and signs are generally present. A health care provider will normally take a family history and disease history, and then complete a physical examination.

can you eat that?

I think you should pick it up and have someone take a pic of you touching it, then post the pic on here.

The lack of adequate surface to absorb nutrients from food occurs when specialized areas of the bowel are removed. When one-half of the bowel or more is removed during surgery, the risk of small bowel syndrome is great.

sounds jammie jammie

I had a gf once who thought floating poops indicated good health. don't ask me though.

The cause is unknown, but genetic factors seem to play a role. Chronic ulcerative colitis occurs in the same families. Inflammation frequently occurs at the end of the small intestine where it joins the large intestine, but it may affect any area of the digestive tract. The intestinal wall becomes thick, and deep ulcers may form.

The disease may occur at any age, but adolescence and early adulthood are the prevalent age groups. Risk factors are family history of Crohn?s disease or Jewish ancestry. The incidence is 7 out of 100,000 people.

actually you should ask Serge, he knows his shit, literally.
I remember he posted something about a year ago all about shit, the good bad and ugly.

so it means when 100,000 people have the incidence of 7 the risk factor of the family Crohns diseare is verry high.. well well sounds Jamie Jamie

The disease usually begins in the rectal area and may eventually extend through the entire large bowel. Repeated episodes of inflammation lead to thickening of the wall of the intestine and rectum with scar tissue. Death of colon tissue or sepsis may occur with severe disease. The symptoms vary in severity and their onset may be gradual or sudden. Attacks may be provoked by many factors, including respiratory infections or stress.

Risk factors include a family history of ulcerative colitis or Jewish ancestry. The incidence is 10-15 out of 100,000 people.

So when you buy a dildo @ the supermarket it means Ratio 1:50 has some Float,Sperm rest on it ! jammie jammie

roger that

I will NOT,
NEVER share my shitty info with no one!
;-)))

you are on your own
;-)))

Wasn't there a Beatles song about this?

"The girl with colitis goes by"

yeah. good song