How to pack dildo in a flight?
 

I have a flight this weekend and my girl wanted to bring her dildo.
How do i pass scanner without it being noticed? We will be in queue with her daughter, sisters..
I don't want to get that odd laugh and smile. :1orglaugh

I take them as props all the time.I fly to Europe with strap ons and vibrators. What is your problem?

Xray proof bags are on sale at Amazon

Make the dildo look like a bomb and the TSA will never notice it.

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Travel with up stuffed up your own asshole... If they see it, just say your constipated.

A little bit old-fashioned method, but still does the trick. :thumbsup

There's also the option to glue it on top of your head, sparkle some glitters on top, and yell that you identify yourself as an unicorn. Might even wanna start some drama during the flight by demanding a seat in the cockpit, to add that extra level of credibility you know.

Good luck.:2 cents:

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Sad thing is, that's pretty much true in 2022 :(

I dunno... i cunt a4a a dildo.:(

LOLZ, this is a great post :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

is it one of these?
https://thediscountadultshop.com/pro...e-black-dildo/

it's not like they will take it out and wave it around and ask what it is :winkwink:

Up near the cock pit in the black box.

As long as they dont x-ray her or you for drugs maybe one of you can "insert it" without the batteries of course. :thumbsup

just purchase the same at your destination
if not available at least a bigger one so your gf is happy too

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Obscene materials can get you into trouble

Say it's art:

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2014/oct/20/paul-mccarthy-butt-plug-sculpture-paris-rightwing-backlash

Hahahahaha.com

Years ago we flew from Phoenix to LA with a full crew - Lightspeed, myself, two photographers, six models.... Staff was allowed to bring one bag plus a "company" bag full of clothes and god only knows what else. This was right after 9/11.

On the way bag I got pulled out of line to have my bags searched.... "Did you bag these bags by yourself?" I sure did. He opens it up and it's full of bras, panties, high heels, cheerleading uniforms, and all kinds of sex toys... I just stood there and smiled.

That page isn't funny at all.