Fun Idea to make Supermarket shopping more entertaining...
 

Not sure about the US, but in the UK we have a lot of 'Self service' tills in supermarkets, where you scan and bag your items yourself. An assistant is on hand for when the machine doesn't work, somethings age restricted (alcohol) or if the scales aren't right to weigh vegetables etc...

Well if something happens that makes the machine unhappy, or if you yourself press the 'Help Needed' button, a loud electronic voice announces 'Please Wait! The assistant is coming'...

Which sounds a lot like 'Cumming'...

Which lead me to the idea of making the assistant wear one of those 'lovense' vibrators that the cam girls use, and connect it up to the checkouts...

The more urgent / bigger the problem, the more intense the vibration would be. If you just pressed the 'help needed' (non urgent) then she'd just get a mild pulse...

Think how entertaining it would be to see everyone pressing help wanted at the same time as alcohol is being purchased, and watching her writhe in ecstasy on the floor as all the tills say 'Please Wait! The assistant is cumming' and we can all say 'We Know! We Can SEE HER!

Think how much fun it would make grocery shopping? Think how much extra product they would sell!

Best part is that the tech all in place - All we need to add is the vibrator.... What's the best way for me to go about getting this idea implemented across the country at one of the major supermarket chains? Raise a petition perhaps?

How can I make this reality?

Ummm. No. The girls that work that position at my local store. Just NO. NO!