What question affiliate managers do not like
 

What is CR for this offer?
You will see what will happen if you ask this all time.

Lot of garbage offers most of them.

they dont like it when i sign up to a program, only so as i can talk to them about poo...

they dont like that very much at all:2 cents:

have you signed up for these programs?

https://pornwebmasters.com/scat-porn-affiliate-programs

you can talk about poop all day long

Such party poopers...:(

Where's the money your platform owes me?

Can I see your tits?

Because that question does not make much sense

CR for any offer depends on traffic, how the traffic is sent, where is it coming from, has the affiliate pre-sold the product before sending the user, ect

There are literaly 1000 things that can influence "the CR for this offer"

And even with the SAME traffic type and SAME creative you ALWAYS end up with different CR...

The affiliate manager can only give you an average CR and of course his job is to sell you, so he will give you a better CR than what you'll get. it's the game...

I get a NET::ERR_CERT_COMMON_NAME_INVALID
on your site by the way

Congrats, you just explained that to a root vegetable.

Depends on traffic, I've got people making $4 a click and people making 1c.

i get broken gateway and site not valid :2 cents:

AM "We have the best offers, exclusives yada yada yada"

Affiliate "Sure, show me."

AM: "Here's our list"

Affiliate "fuck it's the same rebrokered shit as all the other would be networks with a hasoffers account!!!"

The ONE question they don't like:

"Do you shave?"

(we're not talking gel or foam here)

I can think of 3 things now

1) How do you compare to.. (name competitor)
2) I was thinking of putting you and your competitor to see which is better
3) Best one... do you offer white label?

"I'm under the minimum payout can I still get paid"

“Where is my $70 dollar payout from 2011?”

You said it all :thumbsup

I test the same offer from multiple networks and compare the performance. But if it's an in-house offer, there is no way to find out :mad:

You have to chose program to promote very carefully. So asking a question and do not get an answer might lead to something else

hell yes, that is for sure my favorite one...

Yep, i'v seen this so many times i stopped counting . Being a affiliate manager for a CPA network is like being a con artist lol

Try that:

- I received a DMCA notice for using the tools you provided me to send traffic to your brand under your terms, can you file a counter notice on my behalf and ask XYZ to not do this again.

hi sir
you there? hellow

or "Dear" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dear plz approv pay per free soi doi

"Can you teach me affiliate marketing? I'm a very hard worker, just tell me what to do, I'm so ready."

"Why would I want to work for your CPA instead of just doing X offers direct for twice as much commission?"
No one wants to say the real answer