how to cheat death?
 

how to cheat death?

well one way is to ask death to build you a website, and then when payment is due, ghost them.

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Or just don't have a programmer as a grandson :1orglaugh

I did it this past spring, but it cost 7 figures.

Eat healthy, exercise, avoid stress and get enough sleep. You won't cheat death but there's a good chance you'll live longer.

Don’t get the covid vax?

:1orglaugh yea working for friends or family is no bueno.

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Ask Bill & Ted - They did in their 'Bogus Journey'... :2 cents:

Live as if you're already dead . . .

There is research that shows that soon we can cheat death up to 200 years maybe longer.

Sadly we've done so much to our surroundings and food supplies that our bodies decay faster - yet after seeing what's around today - why would you want to cheat death? It's a very natural process and fewer and fewer are suggesting that we just don't blink into nothingness that something is there.

Let's look at it another way - for millions of years you existed in a particle form - then you were born - you hang around for maybe 80 to 90 years best - then return to that same particle form you once were. Nothing to fear about death outside of clearing your history file on your computer.

But check the research out

https://bgr.com/science/new-miracle-...-to-200-years/

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...-timeline.html

wellllll..... technically....

there's a heaven for a G...



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Check your blood pressure.

:2 cents:

BOOM! :2 cents:

Was referring to the classic excuse that someone couldn't finish the contract because their grandparent died :1orglaugh

Don't die.

Reduce the number of candles on your birthday cake ... :stoned

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bc/25...5e47c6e43f.jpg

that excuses list could be a long thread. colmike has a lot of them :1orglaugh

(you know you do Mike :1orglaugh)

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You want to cheat death? Have a great life !!

That way death will feel cheated that you lived life to the fullest and had nothing left to loose

Death loves those guys that live life to the fullest . . .

ask for LSD injection when you are dying. Like Aldous Huxley did.

/// " On November 22, 1963, Aldous Huxley, bedridden and dying, requested on a writing tablet that his wife Laura give him a 100 microgram dose of LSD. As she went to get the drug from the medicine cabinet, Laura was perplexed to see the doctor and nurses watching TV. She gave him a second dose a few hours later, and by 5:20 p.m. he had died. Laura later learned that the TV had been showing coverage of the assassination of John F. Kennedy, who had been pronounced dead at 1:00 p.m. that day. " ///