My birthday is coming up!
 

Hi GFY-ers!

My big 45 is coming up and I want to do something nice for myself, for the first time in my life. I am single, free and I can do whatever I want with whoever I want. But...I work hard all they and I can't travel. So, I decided to meet an escort if that's even possible. What is your experience with an escort? Are there girls who are willing to travel? I am in Eastern Europe by the way...All maybe it's better to setup a meeting with some porn star from this area? :winkwink:

May I suggest you enjoy the pleasure of soiling yourself? It can be a truly delightful experience - Really push the boat out, and treat yourself to brand new clothes and underwear to do it in. Be sure to set up at least 2 cameras, so you can relive the moment in your old age :thumbsup

Happy Birthday though, whatever you decide to do :thumbsup

Get your relief quickly and get out. Everybody has baggage. it costs more

Thank you and Happy New Year! I decided to drink a box of wine and cry my self to sleep instead :1orglaugh

I will soil myself for my 50th birthday :thumbsup

Good Man - Plenty of time to prepare - I'm a great believer in delayed gratification...

Plus it gives you 5 years to work out which foods will give you the best results, and if you intend to invite a small discrete audience, of close family and friends along to watch, the advance notice should ensure that they have availability in their diarys !

Win / Win :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup