I'm at the dentist and I have an erection...
 

Again! Please send help

Look at this for 10 sec. It should help...
 

Just hand them the glass (with your teeth in it) and then go relieve yourself in the toilet.

The receptionist's breath must smell like shit.

:2 cents:

You just reminded me of that old show Married With Children when Traci Lords was the nurse...

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Jeez, I remember that one! Traci Lords hmmmm.

I had my wisdom tooth taken out.
I squeezed my female dentist ass so hard that made her cum

This happens to me all the time. But my dentist is smoking hot.

Better than at the vasectomy room.

I didn't have either set of teeth either in my mouth or on my person... It was a (routine) check for mouth cancer - Something that they do when you have zero teeth.

No signs of cancer :thumbsup

I had already 'relieved' myself directly into my pants before going into the dentists room, which added to the hilarity of the situation, and raised a smile ot two (from me) to relieve the stress of a pootentailly dark situation :2 cents:

You just made me feel old, by describing 'Married With Children' as 'That Old Show'... :(

I'd just have said, 'Married With Children'...

Your Dentist also does vasectomies??? !!! :helpme:helpme:helpme

Yeah. He doesn't mean to, but sometimes he just has the wrong glasses on.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Roger, there's a helicopter headed your way with two extra-class girls. Hold on for another fifteen minutes.