The next big thing in porn
 

this was a very long time ago, apparently glasses that have a "bug" and see through clothes :pimp

Boomer Detector
 

Anyone like me who actually remembers that ad must be a boomer or older.
Maybe this is the template that got ThePornDud* started!
Thank you for the nostalgia, DV.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/06...ray-specs1.jpg

I actually had a pair of those from the comic book...

Just gave you a blurry red and black image that made the black smaller than the red.

So if you looked at your hand, you saw a black hand with a red 'aura' around it. The Red bit was supposed to be your hand, and the black bit your bones...

Glasses and Asses
 

Thanks, Sober.
So I can relax about never getting around to buying a pair.
With that red aura, I wonder if you could tell which was the dominant fap hand.

If you masturbate, you'll go blind.
"Can I do it until I just need glasses?"

X-ray Specs you say?