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IAW 03-15-2023 03:17 AM

Why Russians are Tall and Blonde
 
Because they feed children with fish instead of mean during childhood = blonde hair.
Eggs for breakfast = tallness.

~Evilin~ 03-15-2023 03:45 AM

https://img.memegenerator.net/instances/54090232.jpg

Klen 03-15-2023 04:00 AM

Not really, it's all about genes. Because i had plenty of those in childhood yet neither i am tall or blonde.

IAW 03-15-2023 04:21 AM

Genes? Watch this same genes with a different hair color:


https://trofire.com/wp-content/uploa...5-1068x561.jpg

IAW 03-15-2023 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Klen (Post 23109953)
Not really, it's all about genes. Because i had plenty of those in childhood yet neither i am tall or blonde.

If you had meat during childhood, your hair will be dark.
Consistent eggs for breakfast = tallness.

trevesty 03-15-2023 04:49 AM

TIL on GFY that fish isn't meat.

Klen 03-15-2023 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAW (Post 23109955)
If you had meat during childhood, your hair will be dark.
Consistent eggs for breakfast = tallness.

Nop, still about genes.

The Porn Nerd 03-15-2023 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAW (Post 23109946)
Because they feed children with fish instead of mean during childhood = blonde hair.
Eggs for breakfast = tallness.

Freudian slip?

:1orglaugh

plsureking 03-15-2023 05:18 AM

i was hoping for at least a couple photos. i've been coding all day :helpme

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k0nr4d 03-15-2023 05:45 AM

I'm 194cm and rarely ate eggs. Damn my parents for fucking my chances of being 3 meters tall :(

The Porn Nerd 03-15-2023 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 23109982)
I'm 194cm and rarely ate eggs. Damn my parents for fucking my chances of being 3 meters tall :(

You were raised on pierogis and latkas, that's why you are 194cm lol

blackmonsters 03-15-2023 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAW (Post 23109946)
Because they feed children with fish instead of mean during childhood = blonde hair.
Eggs for breakfast = tallness.

Yo mamma!

:1orglaugh

celandina 03-15-2023 09:02 AM

educate yourself

https://brewminate.com/russia-and-th...s-800-1500-ce/

ANAL PASTE 03-15-2023 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAW (Post 23109946)
Because they feed children with fish instead of mean during childhood = blonde hair.
Eggs for breakfast = tallness.

Putin and everyone of his sidekicks are all 5 feet tall. Must have skipped them eggs.

IAW 03-15-2023 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE (Post 23110064)
Putin and everyone of his sidekicks are all 5 feet tall. Must have skipped them eggs.

Probably.

IAW 03-15-2023 10:31 AM

Here is a third party source https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HB0-jT...IHRhbGxlc3M%3D

IAW 03-15-2023 10:39 AM

Blonde africans https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mrBhE0...bmRlIGFmcm8%3D

My guess is they have no money for meat.

JesseQuinn 03-15-2023 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by IAW (Post 23110103)
...

:1orglaugh

:error

I guess we know who failed geography in school

IAW 03-15-2023 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 23110150)
:1orglaugh

:error

I guess we know who failed geography in school

There is more Geography knowledge on YouTube and Google Maps than in school now.

Look Chang 03-15-2023 07:59 PM

This thread needs photos. Yes there are many tall and blonde women in Russia.

https://hdwallpaperim.com/wp-content...p_of_women.jpg

plsureking 03-16-2023 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 23110267)
This thread needs photos. Yes there are many tall and blonde women in Russia.

https://hdwallpaperim.com/wp-content...p_of_women.jpg

now we're talkin' !

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brassmonkey 03-16-2023 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 23109989)
Yo mamma!

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 03-16-2023 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAW (Post 23109946)
Because they feed children with fish instead of mean during childhood = blonde hair.
Eggs for breakfast = tallness.

if you like it, Biden did it
if you don't like it, trumps fault :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 03-16-2023 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAW (Post 23110259)
There is more Geography knowledge on YouTube and Google Maps than in school now.

yup.....

brassmonkey 03-16-2023 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 23110267)
This thread needs photos. Yes there are many tall and blonde women in Russia.

https://hdwallpaperim.com/wp-content...p_of_women.jpg

fucking communist! :disgust

LetterTwenty7 03-16-2023 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trevesty (Post 23109962)
TIL on GFY that fish isn't meat.

I learned about it too a few years ago when a nutritionist told me I could eat meat two times a week, but then I checked the recommended menu and saw fish also two times per week. He said, 'Meat comes from animals that live on land.' So there you have it.

JesseQuinn 03-16-2023 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAW (Post 23110259)
There is more Geography knowledge on YouTube

but your post that I referenced was from youtube

either way, doesn't take a genius to comprehend that the South Pacific islands are not part of the African continent

so you failed yt geography as well, kudos! focus on foods that foster brain development. unless those eggs are gonna make you tall and smart :upsidedow

somehow some manage it without eggs and mean (lol). I blame the carrots and blueberries

CaptainHowdy 03-16-2023 10:54 AM

I sense a covert political thread . . .

sardelkin 03-16-2023 11:13 AM

Doesn't look all that tall and blonde to me: https://www.sadanduseless.com/russia/

JesseQuinn 03-16-2023 11:49 AM

^^^first couple is cheezy but cute. kinda want to hang out with tire tub dude. carrot girl has my heart

I need someone to explain the noodles though. I suppose this is what happens to ramen pkgs when reincarnated as people?

could be worse. if born french they'd lounge in tete de veau I guess. with impeccably manicured nails and jaded joie de vivre

just curious how they drain the tub afterward. I've never tried putting noodles down a drain but can't imagine it would turn out well

IAW 03-16-2023 02:29 PM

https://images.wisegeek.com/family-w...-and-woman.jpg

IAW 03-16-2023 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sardelkin (Post 23110600)
Doesn't look all that tall and blonde to me: https://www.sadanduseless.com/russia/

I recommend you take a one hour walk, you are concentrating on some sick garbage.

brassmonkey 03-16-2023 02:34 PM

:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme
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Originally Posted by IAW (Post 23110691)


ANAL PASTE 03-16-2023 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 23110694)
:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

Your worst nightmare?

Nitzer Ebb 03-16-2023 04:13 PM

Russians have not been blonde or tall for few hundred years. Too much mixing with eastern and asian tribes. They lost 90% of their Viking DNA.

$5 submissions 03-16-2023 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAW (Post 23109946)
feed children with fish instead of mean .

Feeding kids with MEANNESS?

Tjeezers 03-18-2023 02:24 PM

They are a dying breed, demographics are killing them.
By 2050, they are history.

Look Chang 03-18-2023 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tjeezers (Post 23111510)
They are a dying breed, demographics are killing them.
By 2050, they are history.

It's possible and, anyway, although they are neither Tall nor Blonde, I much prefer Asian girls. :winkwink:

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.41c0ca6f...pid=ImgRaw&r=0

Tube Ace 03-20-2023 07:24 PM

Look how pleasant and feminine these young blonde women look. Daddy like.


Manfap 03-21-2023 07:14 AM

Does that explain why the women all turn into babuskas when they hit 35

redwhiteandblue 03-21-2023 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 23112553)
Does that explain why the women all turn into babuskas when they hit 35

I think you mean 'babooshka' which is the English spelling of the Russian word for grandmother, so no they don't all turn into one when they hit 35.

TheLegacy 03-21-2023 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAW (Post 23109946)
Because they feed children with fish instead of mean during childhood = blonde hair.
Eggs for breakfast = tallness.

I can see that you forgot to add scientific proof of this great genetic oh wait - nutritional breakthrough to your post. Please without quoting blogs or some idiot - use real science and restate your claims.

Keep in mind that many countries survive on fish instead of meat and have dark haired kids - and I'm sure every midget or medium height person has eaten a healthy supply of eggs for breakfast. Myself - I ate meat - little fish - I ate cereal - little eggs - I'm over 6 foot with dark hair. My wife has had the same diet in her home (allergic to fish) and she's tall and dusty blonde hair... go figure.

redwhiteandblue 03-21-2023 12:13 PM

It's not what you eat. It's what your mother ate.

Colmike9 03-21-2023 04:06 PM

I just read somewhere that blue eyes are a result of DNA mutation and if that didn't happen, then everyone would have brown eyes. ...It didn't explain the other colors, though, lol.

brassmonkey 03-21-2023 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colmike9 (Post 23112740)
I just read somewhere that blue eyes are a result of DNA mutation and if that didn't happen, then everyone would have brown eyes. ...It didn't explain the other colors, though, lol.

Eye color is directly related to the amount of melanin in the front layers of the iris. People with brown eyes have a large amount of melanin in the iris, while people with blue eyes have much less of this pigment. A particular region on chromosome 15 plays a major role in eye color.


and

Albinism: People who have an inherited condition called albinism have little or no melanin in their eyes, hair and skin. People with albinism usually have eyes that are very light blue

Grapesoda 03-21-2023 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colmike9 (Post 23112740)
I just read somewhere that blue eyes are a result of DNA mutation and if that didn't happen, then everyone would have brown eyes. ...It didn't explain the other colors, though, lol.

I read that all blue-eyed people have one common ancestor, AND ancient cultures had no word for blue.

Tube Ace 03-21-2023 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 23110694)
:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE (Post 23110712)
Your worst nightmare?

Degenerates such as brassmonkey think a beautiful white family is terrorism. Literally.

https://i.redd.it/bov8i2vnw4951.jpg


https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-xyiv...057453.png?c=2

brassmonkey 03-22-2023 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23112862)
Degenerates such as brassmonkey think a beautiful white family is terrorism. Literally.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh go fire some customers!!!!! hahahaha!!!!!!!

luclonely 03-22-2023 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 23110356)
fucking communist! :disgust

literately

NatalieK 03-22-2023 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAW (Post 23109946)
Because they feed children with fish instead of mean during childhood = blonde hair.
Eggs for breakfast = tallness.

I call BS, Mediterranean diet is mainly fish and eggs for breakfast.

Most cafes in Portugal have bowls of eggs on the tables...

Brown hair & average in height :2 cents:


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