'Silent' (Very Quiet) Vibrators?
 

Is there an 'Industry Standard' for the best make of 'Silent' vibrators?

I know they wont be 100% silent, but as silent as they come? Doesn't need to be a fancy bluetooth enabled 16 speed and 6 programs with 4 separate heads etc...

Just a little small vibrator, around the size of a lipstick, designed for clitoral stimulation, that makes little to no noise - Price unimportant - Best make for 'Silence' ? :helpme

Personally, I prefer vibrators strong enough to rattle my teeth, but the Womanizer is remarkably quiet, partly because it is a mix of vibration and suction.

You gonna put it up your ass while at church?

When did you get a clit? Do you like it?

I never use a vibrator at church because of the noise, I always use a butt plug as I feel loved by God. :stoned

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No, Im banned from church. First time I went, the vicar was really pleased to see a new face, so he came over and greeted me personally.

He asked if it was my first time at his church, and I said yes - He told me not to worry, that he was sure I'd enjoy myself, and that I should go down near the front and take a pew...

Needless to say, I followed his request to the letter, but the police didn't find my confusion particularly funny, as I was escorted off the premises, with the vicar telling me I wasn't welcome back... :(

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Ahh yes. the 12 horse power with gear shift.

I am so turned on right now